Transfer Window Speculation

[Ombudsam]

11 minutes ago, muleskinner said:

Daily mail city reporter

Sweet! Hope he’s credible. I like Wharton

[Maldini]

42 minutes ago, Rusty Shackleford said:

Wirtz interest doesn’t seem at all likely to come to anything to me.
 

His dad supports Bayern, he is said to like the idea of playing in Spain and Man City would pay more in wages. Got to be fourth or fifth on his list in terms of where he’d go. We don’t seem to have the pull/will/money to operate at the top of the market with other rich or successful clubs. 
 

We’ll be left holding our dicks again.

That's the spirit

[Gethin]

4 minutes ago, Barnesy_10 said:

Isn’t Wharton injured a lot? 

He’s had a groin injury this year but has played 60odd games for palace and Blackburn last two seasons 

9 minutes ago, Jonesy said:

He's not even even f***ing Oven Ready 

More boil-in-the-bag

[Maldini]

37 minutes ago, YugoB said:

NEW: Liverpool are monitoring the situation of Adam Wharton.

[@Jack_Gaughan]

almost burst out laughing here in the office 

He's definitely got that off here, hi Jack! 

[Swipe]

18 minutes ago, Hassony said:

It's not so much the jokes about us monitoring players that some find annoying, it's the need for tweets like this 

Like obviously Wharton will be monitored by us and all the big teams

Tbf those aggregator accounts make it look like the reporter has lead with the Liverpool link. It’s actually just a line in a profile about Wharton. Madrid have made checks on him and Liverpool are monitoring his situation. Said he’d likely fetch 60m too. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Swipe

[Conrad]

4 minutes ago, Ombudsam said:

Sweet! Hope he’s credible. I like Wharton

I don't like his name. It won't look nice on the team sheet. Sorry, Adam

[Swipe]

5 minutes ago, Ombudsam said:

Sweet! Hope he’s credible. I like Wharton

Sounds like a really reliable brand of brown bread.

Adverts with a little lad on his bike. Takes lunch out to his dad, who’s in there under the pretence of fixing something or other, but he’s actually trying to hide the tears about his wife’s infidelity. The sandwich his little boy fixed for him was the first thing he’s had to smile about all day.

Made by hands, served with heart. 

That’s Whartons.

 

[Bailo]

Bayern hate has gone up a notch recently. 

In order to mollify @Ombudsam can someone list s*** things we've done so it's clear all big clubs are equally bad? 

[Hassony]

6 minutes ago, Swipe said:

Tbf those aggregator accounts make it look like the reporter has lead with the Liverpool link. It’s actually just a line in a profile about Wharton. Madrid have made checks on him and Liverpool are monitoring his situation. Said he’d likely fetch 60m too. 

Have Madrid stolen the password to our database or something? 

[Bailo]

3 minutes ago, Hassony said:

Have Madrid stolen the password to our database or something? 

Trent nicked the A4 ring binder

[Hassony]

8 minutes ago, Swipe said:

Sounds like a really reliable brand of brown bread.

Adverts with a little lad on his bike. Takes lunch out to his dad, who’s in there under the pretence of fixing something or other, but he’s actually trying to hide the tears about his wife’s infidelity. The sandwich his little boy fixed for him was the first thing he’s had to smile about all day.

Made by hands, served with heart. 

That’s Whartons.

 

I like him,  he's the best thing since....what's that saying again?

[Swipe]

9 minutes ago, Hassony said:

Have Madrid stolen the password to our database or something? 

Actually thought fair play to that Bournemouth lad earlier. Everything a while back seemed to say his dream was Madrid but the interest was all in the PL. he’s willed this move into reality himself. Him and that rat alonso. 

[Hassony]

1 minute ago, Swipe said:

Actually thought fair play to that Bournemouth lad earlier. Everything a while back seemed to say his dream was Madrid but the interest was all in the PL. he’s willed this move into reality himself. Him and that rat alonso. 

That will be his 4th club and he's still 19

Could go either way for him at Madrid i think

Hope Alonso is a massive flop though and gets the sack after 2 months

[Benzo-13]

14 minutes ago, Hassony said:

That will be his 4th club and he's still 19

Could go either way for him at Madrid i think

Hope Alonso is a massive flop though and gets the sack after 2 months

Lewandoski and that lump Sorloth could physically dominate him but that league is crap. He’ll look like Beckenbauer.

[WillG]

42 minutes ago, Swipe said:

Sounds like a really reliable brand of brown bread.

Adverts with a little lad on his bike. Takes lunch out to his dad, who’s in there under the pretence of fixing something or other, but he’s actually trying to hide the tears about his wife’s infidelity. The sandwich his little boy fixed for him was the first thing he’s had to smile about all day.

Made by hands, served with heart. 

That’s Whartons.

 

Tory funding c*nts

[YugoB]

The day after Liverpool played Bayer Leverkusen in the Champions League - Liverpool invited the German club to train at the AXA training ground before flying off to Germany.

Xabi Alonso accepted the invitation - Wirtz and Frimpong were present. 

[@LivEchonews]

[Chewie]

1 hour ago, kop205 said:

Years gone by and still

Wirtz won't come easily

You should apologise for this

[Hassony]

14 minutes ago, YugoB said:

The day after Liverpool played Bayer Leverkusen in the Champions League - Liverpool invited the German club to train at the AXA training ground before flying off to Germany.

Xabi Alonso accepted the invitation - Wirtz and Frimpong were present. 

[@LivEchonews]

And I'm guessing the rest of the Leverkusen squad?

[Zoob]

 

2 hours ago, Rusty Shackleford said:

We’ll be left holding our dicks again.

3 hours ago, YugoB said:

 [@StefanKumberger]

[D.Boon]

2 hours ago, Swipe said:

Reddy is pretty hot. Not saying Gethin isn’t, obviously. 

I reckon he's got a lived in face that's craggier than a North Atlantic outcrop.

In an endearing sense of course.....

[Ombudsam]

13 minutes ago, Hassony said:

And I'm guessing the rest of the Leverkusen squad?

You’re ruining the story I’m about to write about the whole Real Madrid squad deciding to come to Anfield last year

[Bogman]

24 minutes ago, Zoob said:

 

I know a bloke called Duncan Klitguard.

True story. 
Used to be hilarious in board meetings.

[dyl]

3 hours ago, Swipe said:

Kumberger.

 

It's a Whopper

[kop205]

3 hours ago, Swipe said:

Kumberger.

 

Sounds like a Police Academy character