Ombudsam

This is great

He looks great but that song is awful. I don’t think those guys would make a song like that if they were as good at sex as they suggesting.

Yeah. You can see why he did a decent go outwide before as he does get past players even if it is higgeldy pickeldy*. He’s just dead good and smart and has actually got better for my money. *none of you know how to spell it either

Maybe we sent Madrid a tape of those Man Utd goals

I don’t think they’ll feel like that.

I think his overall game has really improved. It’s not silk or anything but he really is effective wherever he picks it up now. He’s so so clever.

Are we favourites for the FA Cup now?

Off to the memory hole for this draw. Looking forward to panics about facing Barcelona 09 in the next round

There are so many teams in the draw. We’re clearly not getting them. I reckon if you say this sort of fatalist stuff and are wrong then you should get a suspension

I cannot wait to Internet tonight.

Ooof!

If Arsenal don’t go through then their online community is literally going to explode

Jorginho getting bullied by Amad in the air

Extra time Wohoo! Win for Liverpool

Zirkzee had to release earlier and better