WillG

Absolute classic

A crack a version of that joke almost daily... oh how the family laugh.

Especially for a nipper

Probably

Did we not sign a Mexican wondekid in the summer... or is this the same one?

Expulsion to League Two and all their titles declared null and void is the bare minimum we should expect. Then let the legal teams of all the other clubs affected pick over the bones of the cheating c*nts.

Or just *C*NTS* ??? I can’t be arsed to do 115 question marks

Is this about Fanny Thommo

Cheating c*nts

Yes - apparently she used to frequent it when she lived there.

I see you heard about the Margot Robbie incident in the toilets at Infernos. Still buzzing

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdlcUBXlF5g/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&stkn=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Beardsley was surrounded by very intelligent players in their prime - Wirtz isn't. I'm fully expecting him to come good as he has all the attributes to succeed and he isn't afraid of putting a shift in.

Nice to see Fábio Carvalho score the last goal v Chelsea last night - horrible ACL injury last season.

And he’s usually spot on to be fair Anymore?

That’s a bit harsh Crouchy

I think Areola will give him some more discipline - he needs to learn when to run forward and when to just f*cking stand still and hold his position.

Is that true ?

We're still on course for an 'Invincibles' season

We should have signed him from Sheffield Utd three summers ago. Burnley got him for £12m.

Just turned 21 in July... and welcome to pedant's corner.

She’ll turn out to be a total bitch

I think history may find him the hero in this story

In a few games he's shown that he is miles ahead of Konate as a footballer, while only being 70/80% match fit. You're right about them being very different types of defender. Konate relied on his physicality to cover his mental deficiencies while this kid looks to be the full package. I've obviously hexed the f*ck out of him now... so someone cover him in bubble wrap

Think he had a transplant at the forehead hairline after the World Cup