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Same - that’s why I binned it off after 8

PSG officials are at a sw***y hotel right next to Gare du Nord and Hughes has a picnic blanket with Crossaints and a bottle of Blue Nun somewhere on the South Bank.

Just taken two hours to play eight holes of golf and come back to the clubhouse to find out we STILL haven’t signed any c*nt

Thanks, I just got booked for simulation

Puzzle? He's a bandy legged Rubik Cube

That’s Tchoumuch money

Entirely plausible (cos he is a c***) but Carra didn’t react so I suspect they both know more than we do “Experienced midfielder” was the phrase I was referring to

Neville just made a pointed comment about Liverpool signing a midfielder on MNF

Mr Swipe, meet Mr Hughes

How much for Josh King? Cracking player and only 19

But apart from that….

I remember chatting to a Brazilian friend years ago about this child who was tearing it up at Palmeiras as a 15 year old - he has all the talent in the world and is built like a tiny s*** brick house. Would love to see him at Liverpool

I’ve been mildly obsessed with Endrick since he was about 14* He is a generational talent *not in a nonce way

FSG: Andoni, I heard you say that we need a midfielder. Iraola: Yes, it's as clear as day that we are short in midfield. FSG: Get ready to be happy - https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/2090741416091689035?s=20

The fake honeymoon was incredible… We held hands and watched ‘Review of the Season’ VHS tapes for days on end.

I’d have it on a loop injected into my mind Black Mirror style. That and a fake wedding to Kelly Dalglish and all the subsequent Sunday lunches round at Kenny and Marina’s. Enough sharing for one night???

Nice compilation - we should pepper Minteh with offers.

Probably just needed a sh*t

Fresh Minteh Bid?

I agree to a certain extent... Frimpong ís ten times the player he showed last season and Kerkez will revert to the player Iraola had at Bournemouth. Similarly, Gakpo (should he stay) is a Premier League winner and capable of great things, Wirtz and Isak will be hugely improved. We have four excellent CB's now. We do have an issue at No 6 that needs addressing and we do need a wide player (believe in Hughesy ) but apart from that it's quality cover required. Relax everyone, it's going to be fine.

My take was a cross between Pele and Kante

https://x.com/stunner_lfc/status/2090371216632611111?s=46

Plan??? You've got more faith then me. FSG are doing a Thatcher and will stick around overseeing a managed decline until they sell up next summer.

Wirtz looked on a completely different wavelength to the rest of the team last year - streets ahead. When Jurgen was asked how best to use Wirtz he said "just give him the ball" That'll do for me.

Celtic signed this Egyptian right winger for £9m It’s not like we’re trying to replace one.