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He looks terrible, he sounds awful . . . he'll go a long way! *snaps Kit-Kat*

A Celtic legend - and tormentor of England '67 to boot. What we'd give to have him on the right wing at the moment!

Anny Road = Pyscho PS Take the Newcastle job as Sean's tip is looking dodgier by the day

Ronaldo and Fowler ??? When did we become Celebrity Fit 'Football' Club? Tell him feck off to Qatar or that other retirement home Old Trafford.

Warnock . . . his lack of positional sense is already legendary

I'm surprised at his reaction, he looks like he reguarly enjoys a good toot that bloated look can't just be down to the grub surely?

It's not Will Young but someone from the 'music biz' - NOTW-speak for someone with a Saturday job in HMV!

Neither unfortunately, JJ & DA (ex-team mates) seem to be the names be banded aboot Toon.

who wore a dodgy headban'

*shudder* Could you imagine him, Bellamy & Savage at the same place and the same time, you just wouldn't know who to t*** first!! oh . . . I thought 1912 meant nearly quarter past seven

He is without a doubt the worst chairman in world football - he really hasn't got a f*cking clue. He's so bad, he makes Madrid's Perez look like Sir John Moores!!!

Er, I know he's playing like an old woman at the moment, but some of the responses on here are just plain ignorant. Those who don't actually know what went on last night should shut the f*ck up - does innocent "until proven guilty" ring any bells? Like someone said earlier "common assault" covers a wide range of sins and, is as yet, unproven.

I had a dream about me scoring with Kelly Brook and Melanie Sykes, but when I went into William Hill to ask for odds they threatened to call the police

We have a winner

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It wasn't a goal and as a result they're another point closer to The Fizzy Pop Championship

BEST POST EVER !

You're carrying this shyte on & posted that at 4.16pm this afternoon despite a statement hours earlier from our captain saying he's looking forward to Cardiff. 1. You'll probably be happier peddling lies here www.chelseafc.com 2. It's called a "Caps Lock" 3. **** off & have a Happy Xmas

rearrange those words Because it is bullsh*t - mean(s) do not agree Forget the words 'just' 'you' 'does' & 'not'