Murphman

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Ostrich Man.

It would be brilliant, as would Jonesy or Hass.

French to f***w1ts?

You don't need an ex player. The city is chocka with intelligent funny as fck brilliant orators. It is literally like the old shout down the coal shaft if you want a centre forward. Hosting a tour of this magnificent institution is a piece of piss, I could do it myself, ridiculous.

Yes mate, it doesn't work for me.

Doesn't work for me, ageism in action.

I'm going to pass on the chuckle mate. The image has stayed with me.

Are you Smithdown?

I can confirm this to be true having wandered around with barely zero signal on my phone searching for a hotel I'd forgotten the name of post gas attacks. 14 year old prostitutes wandering around off their heads bless them and a dodgepot in every doorway, never been so scared in my life

oh FFS yet again I now have to work out who you are/were!

If we hadn't been hunting the league down and didn't want the distraction of Trent's shenanigans he would have got dogs abuse those past few games. Jurgen chipping in calmed things down too, people don't forget, he isn't universally welcome.