Rusty Shackleford

Marvellous

I cannot fathom why it isn’t an absolute given that titles are stripped. Why did they cheat - to win. How do you best punish and deter that - by taking the achievements away and having made it all a pointless exercise. I can think of nothing more appropriate. Loads of them would have accepted a few years in the wilderness for what have done these past eighteen years. I don’t even want the titles mow even if they were deserved.

He did more good things than most of them but he did plenty of bad. And i’m convinced that when he shoots he kicks the ball with his ankle. How can he be that s*** at kicking it at goal?

That was one of the least enjoyable game I have ever been to. First game up this season. I swerved the back end of the Slot reign but everyone seems irrevocably wound up.

I am not convinced that Araujo isn’t terrible by the way.

This has been truly dreadful.

She knows her plaice.

It’s not done until Grizz Khan says it’s actually done and that he knew it was done before it got done but just didn’t tell us it was done. Again. And then or course confirmed by one of his real live human being followers that isn’t really him too.

The Bradley confidence is mad. He’s had a bad back injury and an even worse knee one. Sprinkle in a few hamstrings here and there too. It’s not as if he’s even proved he’s good enough anyway. Promising yes but no-one really knows how good he is or indeed isn’t because we haven’t seen enough particularly on the defensive side. A serious football club should be carrying on as if whatever we get from him is a bonus rather than having us all frothing at the mouth to get him back to save us from Frimpong.

I’ve always been grateful for saving us from going to the wall. Staying at Anfield was really important to me too. Hiring Klopp a masterstroke but outside of that they have been pretty bad. Overall their tenure has been a huge success but there are caveats. We spent years with the best manager in the world being fed scraps. Imagine for a second having signed a fourth great forward rather than flogging the other three to death and occasionally playing the cult hero (some great moments Divock). Why always bare bones? Have four and let them all start three of every four games. Imagine we’d had the balls to go and get Son before he went to Spurs given Klopp loved him. Not one person in here can think Bradley is going to end up a reliable right back choice, can they? If it happens it should be a bonus not an expectation.

He must be a hell of a prospect to be costing that much at 18 with a handful of senior matches. Saw a video of him nearly throwing the ball to the moon.

Whilst Elliot may have had his reasons for wanting to stay in England last year, he must look back at Leverkusen and wonder what might have been. Bundesliga in general. Going to a poor Valencia side doesn’t scream guaranteed success.

Sarr would be about the least wanted footballer we’ve ever signed. I’d rather have had Lee Bowyer. Still would even now.

The sort of lad you get on loan when there is no-one else left. Not one to splurge a lose should be spending on a midfielder or a desperately needed right back.

Sadio Mane is still a better player than he is.