Bienvenue Jeremy Jacquet

[Stanley Leisure]

 

[Benzo-13]

Good stuff. He’ll have an important role

[McBain]

Just now, Benzo-13 said:

Good stuff. He’ll have an important role

Yep. Adapt immediately, be brilliant straight away and for God's sake don't get injured

[Gethin]

2 minutes ago, McBain said:

Yep. Adapt immediately, be brilliant straight away and for God's sake don't get injured

Don't get injured...again. 

[PhilM]

Just be better than Konate was last season, please. It's a low bar.

[RBM]

Can he play on the wing? 

[FakeNewsBear]

Big season for him and Leoni, I think they’ll be taking over as first choice cbs next year. 

[Leo No.8]

Great that Leoni is back for pre season from day one. He looked superb in the brief opportunity we had to watch him, just stood out immediately. Hopefully at such a young age it won’t affect him going forward. 

[Swipe]

He'll be an immediate first choice you'd imagine. 

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they'd know
I'd expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about virility
With some old grandmama
That might be decked out like a Christmas tree
And though pink elephants I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
Still I would sing my song to me
About the time they called me Jacquet

 

[Murdoch]

Trent managed to be fluent in Spanish within just 2 weeks, this guy has been signed up since January. Not a great start...

[McBain]

David Woodfine in the announcement pics I saw, not Hughes. Interesting. If you're very bored like me

[Swipe]

Yeah the stuff about him being off to Saudi once this window is done is so obviously true I think. 

[TheLa]

With apologies to everyone. Especially Randy Newman. And Jeremy Jacquet...

Baby take of your coat

And take off your shoes

Baby take off your dress, yes,

But you can leave Jacquet on

[épieur]

Just now, TheLa said:

With apologies to everyone. Especially Randy Newman. And Jeremy Jacquet...

Baby take of your coat

And take off your shoes

Baby take off your dress, yes,

But you can leave Jacquet on

It just needed a little extra work

 

'doni take off Gakpo

[he's real slow]

And take off Szobo

[please take off szobo]

Andoni, take off Kerkez

[yes! yes!]

But please leave Jacquet on

[Cacofonix the Bard]

8 hours ago, Kvarme Ate My Food said:

And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they'd know
I'd expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about virility
With some old grandmama
That might be decked out like a Christmas tree
And though pink elephants I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
Still I would sing my song to me
About the time they called me Jacquet

 

There's never a bad time to reference this f***ing magnificent song

Edited July 1 by Cacofonix the Bard

[Bailo]

8 hours ago, Swipe said:

Yeah the stuff about him being off to Saudi once this window is done is so obviously true I think. 

At the risk of derailing this thread and repeating myself, it's absolutely f***ing bonkers the club are allowing this. 

[growler]

2 hours ago, Bailo said:

At the risk of derailing this thread and repeating myself, it's absolutely f***ing bonkers the club are allowing this. 

Curious why? He’s spent two years here, built networks and connections - why not see things through and then go? 

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

He wasn't even alive when we won in Istanbul

[charlie clown]

19 hours ago, Kvarme Ate My Food said:

And if one day I should become
A singer with a Spanish bum
Who sings for women of great virtue
I'd sing to them with a guitar
I borrowed from a coffee bar
Well, what you don't know doesn't hurt you
My name would be Antonio
And all my bridges I would burn
And when I gave them some they'd know
I'd expect something in return
I'd have to get drunk every night
And talk about virility
With some old grandmama
That might be decked out like a Christmas tree
And though pink elephants I'd see
Though I'd be drunk as I could be
Still I would sing my song to me
About the time they called me Jacquet

 

Chapeau. Obviously that’s way too wordy for a football chant but it does make me think the chorus from Jackie would be a great footie song.

[Jarg Armani]

Apart from the fact that we signed him in January and then again in summer, I have no complaints about this 

[pipnasty]

My French is a little rusty but we are saying goodbye to him already? Shame

[Boca]

Old man yells at cloud (again) I know but the bienvenue/welkom/willkommen s***e is s***e.

[Stanley Leisure]

What displeases you about it? 

[Mooster]

I really hated 'Bem-vindo Artur Melo'. Made me unreasonably annoyed whenever it reappeared near the top of the topic list. Now they all just remind me of that.