PhilM

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They've got nothing to delight in around their own club, all they have is delighting in the misery of others.

I don't think he's the best winger in the world or anything, but off the top of my head, Gakpo, Saka and Semenyo are probably the only ones who are obviously better than him in the Premier League. Rayan and Mbuemo maybe and the jury is still considering the verdict on Barcola. I'd absolutely have him at Liverpool.

I think Doku might be genuinely good.

If he was going to come good, we'd have seen something. Anything. There's literally nothing to fall back on. It's not "he's been making the passes, his teammates have been wasting them" or "he's working hard and getting stuck in, it's just not quite working". There's literally nothing. Even his hair is s***. We're accommodating him in the team and he's a total dead weight. Reckon we'll sell him to Bayern for about £60m next summer and Dick Hughes needs drop kicking.

Luis Garcia was ten times the player Wirtz is.

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You can change the paymasters, but you can't change the DNA. And they should know that, they're the school of science or something.

He said that he has much more confidence in their numeracy.

As many as we need to in order to make sure that we've adequately covered what a massive c*** he was.

Alright Marlon Brando!

Such a great lad, his reputation might never recover.

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You can't be so cynical to think that that people weren't buying more tickets to sit in tin cans with other people when there was an extremely contagious virus spreading?

And yet weirdly it probably doesn't make the top ten of Hodgson's s*** Liverpool related choices.

They see themselves as Nelson Mandela, everyone else sees them as Prince Andrew.

Which is ironic given that City have successfully tried to stop other teams from winning things over the last decade a lot more than Arsenal, United or Liverpool.

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Be really nice if they could go back to being the Everton of Manchester.

To quote Withnail, "even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day".

Well let's put it this way, it got me onto the radar of the HR department...

Careful with your Googling though, "pinto" is Portuguese slang for penis.

Or a massive Tifo of him.