Kahnee

Gonna be one hell of a wait....

To you Dickie Henderson was a new wave alternative comedian Such a shame that the music halls closed, eh? Latitude?

The big 5-0-0 in your case

This IS the spectrum of human experience Fair play for knowing* one *Googling

Self-esteem? Well get you

That was Klavan's peak?

Pretty sure that's not what we pay him to do

And you didn't miss - which immediately makes you better than any of last season's forwards

After last season, yes. It almost helps. The only thing that changed was he couldn't hit a camel's a*** with a banjo

What's he going to do with the tube once he's got it?

As long as we don't have to explain the whole Rush saga we should be OK

Salah? Sit down, we need to tell you something

To be fair she wasn't complaining. Allows her to get on with doing the things she wants to do

He made 7 appearances for Ajax and seems to be back with us according to TransferMarket

He's not being kept in a locked cupboard ffs. One manager doesn't want to play a player he didn't want, another doesn't want a player who didn't want to be at his club. Neither of which are welfare issues.