PhilM

One thing that this window has shown is that we had no plan B. We clearly thought that we had Diomande sown up and didn't even bother with an alternative option.

It sounds like a sketch from Viz.

He got the fella with the best song we've had for years.

I'd argue that João Pedro is a decent striker.

You sound like Nigel Farage talking about the BBC.

Not that I think he's that good, but Milan wants rid of Nkunku, and we know the stat nonces at the club used to like him. Could be a loan opportunity to back Isak up.

Why? They're apparently prepared to sell him to United who based on last season are more of a threat to them than we are.

I wouldn't be against us trying to sign Pulisic, even if he is a Trump supporter. Rodrygo would have probably been a shoo-in if he didn't get injured.

Both of those would be really good additions for us. I think I remember us being linked with Nwaneri before he signed his last contract. Be deranged for us not to get involved with either of those if they come up.

If we wanted to sign him, we'd have been in for him already. Seems pretty clear that we've got Barcola and nobody else.

Might be a change in approach to the market though.

Ronaldinho was miles better than Neymar, just like Messi was miles better than placcy Ronaldo. One of them took joy in their craft and the other was a haircut more interested in being famous.

With the hair of Little Orphan Annie.

Cryw*** to a Sam Fender song.

Can't believe that they went for that rather than the 90th anniversary of their only Italian Cup win or the 30th anniversary of their Anglo Italian Cup triumph!

Apart from the growing up part, that's probably all of us.

They just gave them to Konchesky's ma and nobody even mentioned it.

Rod Liddle.

Putting the old bdum tsh on your own post is even worse. It's basically going "Lads, lads, look how s*** the joke I just made was!"

Sure, but our first choice starting right winger as a Champions League club with designs on a League title is a 17 year old kid with just over a thousand minutes of professional game time.

I think we're miles off and "a few" is really understating what we need. Getting it right to me would at a minimum be signing a better keeper to replace Ali when he leaves, a new right back, a first team quality centre back, a 6, at least one first team quality right winger, and a backup striker. If we get an injury to Virgil or Isak, we literally have kids to replace them. Who even starts wide right against Newcastle? Chiesa? His agent just rang, he wants to roll to PSG.

No, if he was, he'd be called Fikayo Thomas-Ori

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In exchange for what? Martin Skrtel nudes?

And all twelvety Origi things.