Jarg Armani

I haven’t. Seems like a fat spoilt little c*nt to me. We’ve already got one of them.

Tell him to go bang himself. Who is Woodward? Who are Utd?

Without the Klopp factor (even with it sometimes) we have rarely managed to win any transfer battles with them.

Why's that?

They will almost certainly kibosh any attempt by us to get this Camara lad.

I’ve decided I was wrong about that. He was boss in the latter stages of the season and the WC

It’s a sexy handle, context notwithstanding

I don't know how you could be. Surely that one is 50/50 at best at this point.

If you want to rule out all Argentinians

I reckon TAA will have a couple of high profile moves to English clubs, neither of which will be us, despite him flashing his knickers at us non stop. He will end up being roundly disliked, by us and the fans of the clubs he ends up at. It’s the Michael Owen story.

Pulling off

Oooh what's he done?

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It’s going to be bad isn’t it. I’m an expert in disassociating myself from bad things but this is starting to feel like a disaster even to me.

He plays with a lovely smile on his big face though