Jarg Armani

I’m a bit concerned that it’s been set up around this non apology. If he eventually apologises and stays in a job I’ll still want to punch his lights out.

I’m alright with that. Swift half before the riot.

Eid Mubarak folks

Let’s do the Swiss Tony ending

That Barnard Castle one is clearly true. When journalists ask about it - even if no other trips are mentioned - the Tories either conflate it with other trips in vague denial or ignore it completely.

They’re definitely recalibrating. Once Dom puts his blonde wig back on and emerges back into the limelight as Laura K, all will be restored

Eintracht fan I know reckons they are in trouble without their home atmosphere

She was f***ing crap and all. What’s a good country? This one is very s***.

They’ve got a new one now, a dead uncle. What next.

Totally. Absolutely Rosenthal’d it into row z here hasn’t he. Read the room forensic head.

Worth two in the bush

I still prefer ‘by fans, for fans’ **celebration emojis**

After 2 really successful batches this same thing happened to me on Friday. Kept getting stuck no matter what I did with the semolina. Annoying. Still baked nicely once I’d finished shouting at each one in turn. Just had a go at some whole wheat flour loaves. Seemed like they needed a bit more of a knead than white bread flour. Anyone else found that?

In Rainbows is my favourite of theirs I reckon. Lovely feel to it.

Just noticed there’s no brass c*** band at Euro 96. Did that start at France 98?