The Next Liverpool Manager

[D.Boon]

9 hours ago, MarkD said:

I used to play tennis with Peter Davenport in Birkenhead. Good or bad?

Used to go and watch him playing for The Queen's in Birkenhead Park with my Dad. 

Ken McKenna a regular as well.

Edited March 9 by D.Boon

[Tommy Cockles]

Kim Woodburn used to be my next door +1 neighbour. Doubt anyone has got anything more feeble than that.

First time I met her I answered the door hungover holding a drill wearing cheap sunglasses as “safety eyewear”. She had a bunch of flowers “to welcome us to the Close”. It was a genuinely absurd moment.

 

Edited March 9 by Tommy Cockles

[Gethin]

KT Tunstall did a BBC4 interview in our lounge.

[Hassony]

1 hour ago, Case said:

I’ve said this before, but Kenny Dalglish* and his wife stayed at my B&B for two nights, so f*** off with yer Lilleshall and Spice s***es.

 

* not that one, so apologies to Lilleshall, etc.

Did they leave a good review on TripAdvisor?

[MarkD]

51 minutes ago, D.Boon said:

Used to go and watch him playing for The Queen's in Birkenhead Park with my Dad. 

Ken McKenna a regular as well.

He lived off Park Road North and we lived on Park Road North. The park had really good and well maintained tennis courts for a period. 

[RBM]

I once took a piss next to the Manic street preachers in a services on the M6 any good?

[Gethin]

5 minutes ago, RBM said:

I once took a piss next to the Manic street preachers in a services on the M6 any good?

Did you take a sneaky look at Nicky's Motown Junk?

[Case]

43 minutes ago, Hassony said:

Did they leave a good review on TripAdvisor?

Can't remember if they left a review at all. Maybe in our upstairs log book. Floral fecking cover. Not my idea.  I still have their booking details, though!

48 minutes ago, Gethin said:

KT Tunstall did a BBC4 interview in our lounge.

Prison slang?

11 minutes ago, RBM said:

I once took a piss next to the Manic street preachers in a services on the M6 any good?

OH!!!! I've got one!  The Republic of Ireland were playing Norn Iron in a World Cup Qualifier. I was having a slash in the Landsdowne road loos after the match when British Olympic Gold Medallist Mary Peters wandered in casual as you like and stared at me.  

[Benzo-13]

1 hour ago, Gethin said:

KT Tunstall did a BBC4 interview in our lounge.

Suddenly I see.

[kop205]

My mum's mate was engaged to Paul McCartney. She had a miscarriage and they split up.

She emigrated to Canada and offered my mum a piano that had been Paul's. My mum turned it down cos she had nowhere to put it.

Which is why I'm here chatting to you d****eads instead of shoving my face full of gold.

[Dan]

My Uncle Brian's mangled leg is in the film Jaws so fck all of you.

[Falconhoof]

I'm Quincy off the TV show.

 

[Tommy Cockles]

8 minutes ago, Falconhoof said:

I'm Quincy off the TV show.

 

I knew you were some kind of pathologist.

[downunder]

I have scored two penalties v Ray Clemence on TV.

[oakie bob]

cardinal Vincent Nichols was my next door neighbour when i was a kid, took me to the Bayern Munich semi final

[Falconhoof]

22 minutes ago, Tommy Cockles said:

I knew you were some kind of pathologist.

Alright, Columbo.

[RBM]

2 hours ago, Gethin said:

Did you take a sneaky look at Nicky's Motown Junk?

He was either taking a s*** or a sit down piss.James Dean Bradfield had to use one of the kids urinals 

[Gethin]

1 minute ago, RBM said:

He was either taking a s*** or a sit down piss.James Dean Bradfield had to use one of the kids urinals 

Been on the lash with JDB a couple of times. He’s not much taller than Mrs G who’s 5”2’

[D.Boon]

1 hour ago, kop205 said:

My mum's mate was engaged to Paul McCartney. She had a miscarriage and they split up.

She emigrated to Canada and offered my mum a piano that had been Paul's. My mum turned it down cos she had nowhere to put it.

Which is why I'm here chatting to you d****eads instead of shoving my face full of gold.

You're not half the man you should have been

[guernseygareth]

I had a nice bit of banter one afternoon with Chris Tarrant. Lord Taverners do. He was quite good fun despite my burbling about Tiswas at one point. Bill Turnbull was there too and he was an absolute star of a human being. 

[stressederic]

During a very odd day on the Somme, Cheryl Tweedy/Cole/Fernandez-Versini once called me 'dapper'. As outlined in my forum signature which I've maintained nearly 8 years after it happened.

[Frosty Jack]

At a friend's wedding I met the actor who says "You rebel scum!" at the Endor base in Return of the Jedi.

Except he didn't actually say that, it was someone else. 

Any good?

[lammyrider]

I've shared what I assume was crushed up pro plus from the huge bag Steve Diggle from the buzzc***s had on him. He was a friend of a friend so I'd bump into him at house party's in the 90's 

[BigBird]

9 minutes ago, Frosty Jack said:

At a friend's wedding I met the actor who says "You rebel scum!" at the Endor base in Return of the Jedi.

Except he didn't actually say that, it was someone else. 

Any good?

It's so good it reminds of the day I met someone who was also famous for not being someone else.

His name was Tom Jones.

Not that one, mine was a brickie from Tredegar.

 

Edited March 9 by BigBird

[Gethin]

28 minutes ago, BigBird said:

It's so good it reminds of the day I met someone who was also famous for not being someone else.

His name was Tom Jones.

Not that one, mine was a brickie from Tredegar.

 

To be fair, that's not unusual