Frosty Jack

Al the Janitor.

Slot intentionally drove a vehicle into a crowd of fans celebrating the title. It was a miracle nobody died. If that wasn’t enough for FSG to fire him, what will be?

Anyone. Bolo Zenden. Frode Kippe. El Hadji Diouf. I’d take David Pleat over another season of this.

The rumours about Arne coming in the dressing room wearing just a hi vis are quite disturbing. No wonder our form and morale have collapsed.

Hope all the players do this. Proper night of the long knives stuff. Klopp in for final game. f*** the bald b*****d off.

Salah called Slot a “c*cksucker”.

I’ve been there since November.

Slot should just wear a hi viz vest for the final game.

Need some alternative strategies for getting rid of him. Hire a private detective. Drug bust. Honeytrap. Bombscare.

Trying to work out where that is. Castle Street way?

Voronin called Ornstein a “c*cksucker”

Post takeover we knew he was going but there was frustration that he didn’t go immediately, which was unreasonable tbf. No certainty here so it does feel worse. There’s also no satire here. Hodgson was at least hilarious. That provided some relief.

I’m long past wanting the bald meff sacked. I want him arrested.

Slot doesn’t play like that though.

Wasn’t Camara already 40 when he played for us and claiming to be 27? He must be in his 60s now. This is madness.