John Terry's Ma

[Des]

Nicked!

[Stanley Leisure]

I say, what a dreadfully unpleasant family.

[The Hitman]

I saw Rio Ferdinand's Mum on Saturday.

Don't think she'd been on the rob though.

[Eiler99]

Apple. Fall. Tree.

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

Among the goods said to be stolen were tracksuits.

[Des]

You have to admit, she's a bit of a looker for her age though. Phwooar.

[Bigal]

You have to admit, she's a bit of a looker for her age though. Phwooar.

 

I see you saying that in a harry hill on tv burp style

[Red_Rob]

Jesus, Carra's brother must have been hammered.

[Bootle Buck]

Wayne Rooney was seen in the neighborhood last night looking to console the two grandmothers.

[charlie clown]

she has racist hair.

[mally]

Jesus, Carra's brother must have been hammered.

 

:D

[Romario]

I love this story

 

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£800 of cheap tarcksuits!!!!!! At an average of £15 a tracksuit, this is about 55 pairs!! If each tracksuit bag was 3 inches high, thi si a pile about 16Feet high!!! Shome Mishtake Shorely?

[floyd]

Bet she hums of pi55

[Molby]

Jesus, Carra's brother must have been hammered.

 

 

it's not Carra's brother, it's my mate that's with her

[ManxRed]

Who's your mate? David Blunkett?

[Mike]

she loves a scouse c**k

[Eskimo]

Terry's lawyer Angus McBride insisted the women were innocent victims of an "unfortunate misunderstanding". He said: "They didn't do anything wrong. They didn't have legal advice and weren't aware they were admitting guilt [by accepting a caution]." He said they would be taking legal action to clear their names.

 

[Rory Fitzgerald]

Ha ha ha Clicky

[Raj]

Who's your mate? David Blunkett?

 

[smithdown]

Ha ha ha Clicky

 

 

Ha!

 

National Express coach 1000/1

[Molby]

Who's your mate? David Blunkett?

 

 

 

 

you wanna see the lovely lady (and fit too), his ex-missus that the idiot left behind

 

he even had the cheek to try to cop for my own missus once

 

basically he's Quagmire

[Stevie H]

she looks like ronnie wood.

[owenthomas]

any hole's a goal!

[kop205]

Now she's a street dog.

[Herbie von Smalls]

Now she's a street dog.