Molby

careful Virg

ignore the barb, impart the wisdom: PKs or Kavanaghs that’s how local locals say it apparently

35 years ago I got called a wool for calling it that

fair play thank you for your service

too windy for this, and cold can see it being cancelled

its mostly a toilet, they don’t clear up the bins and the dough on the pizza is too thick

1 does it have to be an Irish pub? what about another kind of pub that shows our game? 2 I can arrange for the match to be beamed direct to your device free of charge (foc)

we need a more decisive manager Slot out!

Kinkladze? go back to sleep

wearing ear plugs or listening to Ambient One by Brian Eno during the player intros I don’t any booing to harsh my mellow, it’s a ridiculous thing to do in the ground

patronising load of s***e, as expected

decided to extend last night’s experience by visiting Red Cafe was literally chortling amazing how few of them grasp that in between sack the owners/sack the manager there’s a ‘go all in on the best DOF, analysis team, player acquisition structure’ play, which is far and away the easiest realistic route to trying to leapfrog Fulham, Bournemouth, Palace etc

sure, bring Slapnuts, a rifle, a bag of pills and lets go as it is we keep a sensational arsenal there (advanced paintball-type stuff, but powerful enough to maim any undesirables)

this is gonna be live and direct on telly I think I might leave this for people who don’t get to go the game alternatively, our offices are on the corner of Breck Rd and Breckfield Rd South - perpendicular to, and with a view of West Derby Rd it’s a 5 storey building with a v big flat roof could go up there with a load of ale, bbq and fireworks but on the other hand, the standing advice is “as you get older, look for ways to simplify your life, not make it more complicated” but then again, FOMO

gonna be absolute hell hell on earth mate

I’m trying to summon enthusiasm for this but I can’t only because of all the hassle and waiting around I spotted a flaw in my stepladder idea: what happens when I need the loo? and where do I go the loo in general terms? and I’ve committed myself to some hefty drinking the day before for the game, so there’s that does anyone have kids? there’s an opportunity here for ‘rogue mobile booze sales’ fill a cool box with timnies and lolly ices, strap it to their backs and watch them clean up will be a life-changing experience for them I’m trying to convince my step grandson but I think I’ve already spoiled him too much so he cba and he isn’t showing the required vision and get up and go

wait, “Stadt DER sieben Bergen” is better I think or is it “ Stadt von den sieben Bergen?”

and city of 7 mountains is “Stadt von sieben Bergen” or something

ooh sad

would you buy him? he should go to Wrexham

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jail is an untapped gold mine of entrepreneurship your role is to root out these nuggets and clean up in the process

best not to speculate as it could still be an ongoing police matter that said, I think he was called Kermit and it was about Kenny

I reckon Falconhoof, as he threatened to murder someone and could literally have gone to jail