Welcome Dominic Solanke

[PhilM]

Is he still Lord of Frodsham?

[Red2Core]

Is he still Lord of Frodsham?

His ex wife getting biffed by Mkhitaryan

[kop205]

His ex wife getting biffed by Mkhitaryan

Lovely turn of phrase

[Cam]

Confirmed.

 

http://lfc.tv/ASGw

Bit odd that the club has released the news again.  Almost as if they think if they can announce all transfers twice that we'll think we've signed more players than we actually have.

[Leo No.8]

Biffed?

[Jarg Armani]

Bit odd that the club has released the news again.  Almost as if they think if they can announce all transfers twice that we'll think we've signed more players than we actually have.

 

Haha I thought that.

[growler]

He's a world cup winner don't you know. I reckon we will announce again in august.

[Red2Core]

Biffed?

shagged

[scoose]

f*** it - i give in

Edited July 15, 2017 by scoose

[Tosh]

Are you Lady Frodsham, perchance?

[scoose]

was trying to embed an image and it all went f***ed up 

[Angry Carroll]

I'm feeling Solanke baby

I feel Solanke

I feel Solanke

I could die

Edited July 19, 2017 by Angry Carroll

[McBain]

I'm feeling Solanke baby

I feel Solanke

I feel Solanke

I could die

His biceps?

[boohog]

His biceps?

 

Pop or slash?

[PhilM]

Purple Angry.

[Jarg Armani]

Pop or slash?

What does this mean? I've always wondered.

[Barnesy_10]

What does this mean? I've always wondered.

It was apparently the choice you got when confronted by the aforementioned 'Purple Aki'... Pop being to get bummed or slash to get cut

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

What does this mean? I've always wondered.

Get bummed or have your buttocks knifed.

 

Urban myth from the 80s re the choices Aki would give you.

[Stanley Leisure]

Also the title of a new gameshow I'm devising for ITV.

[Cobs]

Also the title of a new gameshow I'm devising for ITV.

 

Two teams captained by Alan Carr and Mel B face off to drink the most cans of Coca-Cola in one go, after each round the team members have to elect to go again and drink another can or nip off for a piss, hence Pop or Slash!

 

Paddy McGuinness hosts

[Case]

Bob Monkhouse, Barbara Castle and yer man Renee from Allo Allo would have been perfect for this in the Seventies.

[Stanley Leisure]

Pop or Slash is an exciting new gameshow, hosted by convicted sex-offender, Akinwale Arobieke in which contestants are subjected to either having their buttocks slashed with knives or anal penetration, over a series of fun rounds.

 

Coming soon to Saturday teatime on ITV.

[Hightown Phil]

Pop or Slash is an exciting new gameshow, hosted by convicted sex-offender, Akinwale Arobieke in which contestants are subjected to either having their buttocks slashed with knives or anal penetration, over a series of fun rounds.

 

Coming soon to Saturday teatime on ITV.

 

I would like tickets for the pilot. 

[PhilM]

Pop or Slash is an exciting new gameshow, hosted by convicted sex-offender, Akinwale Arobieke in which contestants are subjected to either having their buttocks slashed with knives or anal penetration, over a series of fun rounds.

 

Coming soon to Saturday teatime on ITV.

 

Presumably on hold until both of Ant and Dec are available.

[Case]

Pop or Slash is an exciting new gameshow, hosted by convicted sex-offender, Akinwale Arobieke in which contestants are subjected to either having their buttocks slashed with knives or anal penetration, over a series of fun rounds.

Coming soon to Saturday teatime on ITV.

Who is paying for the best Ad slots in the breaks?

 

That's what I want to know, and there is zero information about this on ITV.com