Tosh

Wasn’t it the “magic 40 points”?

Ok, so we gonna buy off them? (just kidding)

Where’s Kabak now? What happened to him. And Sakho? Binned off by Klopp IIRC

Watch out for icing bags containing novachok

2 games left

And if they win this weekend, they can take the 9 point hit and still not be relegated Can we appeal the appeal they made

They should offer ViniJnr a load of money and fewer racists

My son and I did a cocktail workshop while on holiday and got told that despite asking for it “shaken, not stirred”, Bond always gets handed it “stirred, not shaken”. It turns out that if you shake it, the mix goes very cloudy and stays that way for a couple of minutes, but stirred it is a clear drink (which is what he gets handed in the film (yes, we know it’s not a real martini)). So we then proved this, I made a stirred, son made a shaken. They also taste different. To do with the volume of ice/air that gets put in with the ingredients.

My sister never told our parents. mum knew, dad never admitted he knew/suspected, and sister never had the whatever’s to tell either of them, even as they were dying

Apparently it's increasingly common to find fentanyl in all manner of drugs - (semi)legal and otherwise.

Wife had dinner with a friend of ours last night who recently lost her dad and brother - so is not looking her best Brother still lives in Louisianna and has been taking pain medication for a while. He can no longer afford the Oxycontin prescription (to which, like so many, he's addicited) so for the past while he's been taking a 10 hour drive each way to cross the border into mexico to get his prescription there. Last time he went he checked in with sister when he got home and was dead a couple of hours later. His Oxy - to all intents and purposes properly boxed and branded - had Fentanyl in it and he unkowingly OD'd on that. (CDC - More than one million people have died since 1999 from a drug overdose. In 2021, 106,699 drug overdose deaths occurred in the United States. The age-adjusted rate of overdose deaths increased by 14% from 2020 (28.3 per 100,000) to 2021 (32.4 per 100,000). Opioids—mainly synthetic opioids (other than methadone)—are currently the main driver of drug overdose deaths. Nearly 88% of opioid-involved overdose deaths involved synthetic opioids. Opioids were involved in 80,411 overdose deaths in 2021 (75.4% of all drug overdose deaths). Drug overdose deaths involving psychostimulants such as methamphetamine are increasing with and without synthetic opioid involvement.)

You may be pleased to know that the "Britain First" candidate Nick Scanlon got 20,519 votes Count Binface got 24,260 votes (according to Politics Joe)

Tell us if he offers you a Malaysian curry

It’s like a balmy night in Barcelona all over again

But doesn’t the club owe 777 a fortune? Pass the popcorn

Saw a lovely thing last month: Scientists predicted to the minute and longitudes/latitudes of the total eclipse of the sun years before it happened. People bought plane tickets and resrvered hotels and AirBnBs months in advance to see this eclipse Yet when it comes to vaccines and climate change, so many people don't trust the scientists It's a choice...

Picking defences apart: Keyrol surgery

#spoiledrotten 2 finger KitKat today

But does it pass the homegrown player test? If only someone here knew how that worked.

That should be a penalty

Woodwork again…

Arsenal next

I read this about fell runners a few years back. https://richardaskwith.co.uk/books/feet-in-the-clouds/ These folk are different… they’re doing <12 second 100m times down a scree slope.

Grav more Moneyball.

Agggh Darwin