Cam

Frim-a-pong cost sixpence, Ah f***it Fyds can't die, Four and twenty Kopites, Taken by his lies.

Well, if you really want to.

Good to see the trophy won by someone else. Weirdly, I didn't feel like this after the League Cup final.

This is definitely prison slang for a huge jerk circle.

Oooh, hadn't even thought of that. Buy Trent out of his Madrid contract so he can get another medal.

I was in London as groups of Palace's fans marched around Piccadilly on their way up to the semi. And while I can't take full credit for this Cup win I'm pleased for them as they all seemed alright and offered no bother.

SHOW NOEL GALLAGHER AGAIN.

Give them a guard of honour.

Henman Hill Murray Mound Dicks Hill

Buy him, give him a one hour contract, let him leave for Madrid on a free.

We missed out on signing Zidane because we wouldn't buy Rick Parry some ink for his fax machine and yet we're quite happy to blow a small fortune on orange ink in the dot matrix printer. Fecking priorities.

Dick Hill must have been a character played by Terry Thomas.

Allow me to be the first to cry "just null & void it now".

Yippie-ki-yay Mother Koril.

Please tell me you kids were like 6 and 4.