Välkommen Alexander Isak

[Stanley Leisure]

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Stanley Leisure

[Walrus]

Välkomna implies there are several people being welcomed. Guehi still on?

[Kvarme Ate My Food]

This is massive.

[Stanley Leisure]

Just now, Walrus said:

Välkomna implies there are several people being welcomed. Guehi still on?

Already changed it didn’t I.

[Walrus]

Just now, Stanley Leisure said:

Already changed it didn’t I.

Bra jobbat! Tack ska du ha.

[Hus]

This is great 

 

[Cam]

£125m and still no goals for us.

[Hassony]

Wow, love an out of the blue signing 

[Walrus]

He’s proper good this lad.

[LFCNeil90]

Reckon he needs to bulk up to make it at this level. Jury is still out.

[stressederic]

Surprised Newcastle were so willing to let him go to be honest. Thought they'd kick up more of a fuss.

[Stanley Leisure]

1 minute ago, Walrus said:

Bra jobbat! Tack ska du ha.

Cheers, mate

[Florist Cinema Pond Goal]

Just now, Hassony said:

Wow, love an out of the blue signing 

I just found out on Ceefax 302

[Tommok]

He's going to be brilliant. 

Only minor concern was his fitness but getting Ekitike as well alleviates that slight concern - as we won't run him into the ground like Newcastle did. 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Tommok

[Stanley Leisure]

Meanwhile, this makes our Trent statement look like a Shakespearean sonnet. 

 

[Ombudsam]

Genuinely someone who can continue our lineage of outrageous 9s

[Jarg Armani]

ch ch

ch ch ch

ch ch ch ch

ISAK!

[Hassony]

He's Isak, He's Isak, He's Isak 

 

He's not from Iraq, Iraq, Iraq

 

Used to wear white and Black, and Black, and Black

 

But now he leads out our attack, attack , attack 

 

Oooooooo oooooo oooooh 

Oooooooo oooooo oooooh 

 

He's lanky, lanky, lanky

But he's not sri lanki, lanki lanki

He's better than Solanke, Solanke, Solanke 

To his goals we will be thanky, thanky, thanky 

 

Oooooooo oooooo oooooh 

Oooooooo oooooo oooooh

[takanohana]

Thin isn't he. Didn't they have food on his side of the picket line?

[Ethan]

Haha the salty nature of the Newcastle acknowledgement is delicious 

[AC]

Sure some creative types can reword the Torres song to fit Isak!! 

Get in! The major signing of a massive summer! 

[D.Boon]

Never heard of him

[Tommok]

f*** off Luke Edwards 

 

[Duncan Disorderly]

Alex was a man who thought he was a Geordie

But he knew it couldn't last

Alex left his home a Swedish town called Solna

To score on the Anfield grass

Isak, Isak

Isak it's where you now belong

Isak, Isak

Isak it's where you now belong

[Gethin]

2 minutes ago, Tommok said:

f*** off Luke Edwards 

 

If I ever see a tweet from that k****ead again it'll be too soon. 

Not sure if Swipe's gone to bed or if he's unleashing the combined might of the social media available to him to pisstake Edwards