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If FIFA ever introduce a rule that each team has to put a jockey forward for a competitive handicap during the winter break it's good we've got that boxed off in advance.

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Its  not often you get to use an A Certain Ratio song but here goes. Apologies in advance.

 

Wipe out the problems of backing up the front 3

Shaq up! Shaq up!

So we can score goals together, Im sure you wil see

Shaq Up!

Lets pass together, move together, score together

Shaq up! Shaq up!

So why cant we win together

Shaq up baby shaq up!

 

I never knew ACR did this cover. The original is an absolute banger.

 

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He's small , He's red,

He sleeps sideways in his bed,

Shaquiri.....Shaquiri.... :badoomtish:

 

Can we repurpose the "Jay Spearing, minuscule and something to be scared of" one? 

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How many of our Klopp’s buys are children of war or poverty? I like it.

Talking s***e again

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Its  not often you get to use an A Certain Ratio song but here goes. Apologies in advance.

 

Wipe out the problems of backing up the front 3

Shaq up! Shaq up!

So we can score goals together, Im sure you wil see

Shaq Up!

Lets pass together, move together, score together

Shaq up! Shaq up!

So why cant we win together

Shaq up baby shaq up!

Do not apologise. This is fantastic.

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Can we repurpose the "Jay Spearing, minuscule and something to be scared of" one? 

 

Hahaha....Shaquiri..Shaquiri, the powercube stole Carraghers old jersey..   :thumbs:

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Using the obvious artist:

 

Oh Shaqiri when you run like that

You make the Kop go mad

So be wise (si) and keep on (si)

Passing the ball for our Bobby

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I reckon Virgil will get a few more goals if Shaqiri is on corner duty... He didn't score anywhere near enough last season bearing in mind his height and strengths due to our s***e corners

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Its  not often you get to use an A Certain Ratio song but here goes. Apologies in advance.

 

Wipe out the problems of backing up the front 3

Shaq up! Shaq up!

So we can score goals together, Im sure you wil see

Shaq Up!

Lets pass together, move together, score together

Shaq up! Shaq up!

So why cant we win together

Shaq up baby shaq up!

 

:applause:

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He’s very short isn’t he.

 

we need a pic of him stood beside Virgil. 

 

Various sources have him anywhere from 5ft 5 to 5ft 7 and a half

 

but yeah, he looks tiny

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