Welcome Mario Balotelli

[Cam]

Or a sitcom where he moves in with Kolo Toure

Surely the comedy would come from setting Mario with a straight man - a Henderson or a Milner. Kolo would be the crazy African cousin who appears only once a series but steals the show Lord Flashheart-stylee.

 

Klopp would be the stoner next door who spends all day in just his slippers and open dressing gown but actually he's a sage of everything. Ayre the penny-pinching landlord, obviously. Moreno the annoying Scrappy-Doo character the producers bring in once the show has jumped the shark.

[rednotdead]

Surely the comedy would come from setting Mario with a straight man - a Henderson or a Milner. Kolo would be the crazy African cousin who appears only once a series but steals the show Lord Flashheart-stylee.

 

Klopp would be the stoner next door who spends all day in just his slippers and open dressing gown but actually he's a sage of everything. Ayre the penny-pinching landlord, obviously. Moreno the annoying Scrappy-Doo character the producers bring in once the show has jumped the shark.

That's a pitch. Make it so.

[Leo No.8]

Surely the comedy would come from setting Mario with a straight man - a Henderson or a Milner. Kolo would be the crazy African cousin who appears only once a series but steals the show Lord Flashheart-stylee.

 

Klopp would be the stoner next door who spends all day in just his slippers and open dressing gown but actually he's a sage of everything. Ayre the penny-pinching landlord, obviously. Moreno the annoying Scrappy-Doo character the producers bring in once the show has jumped the shark.

I'd watch this - when does it start?

[Cam]

Get Mr Leisure on board and we'll be set for the green light.

[Molby]

Get Mr Leisure on board and we'll be set for the green light.

No we won't , he doesn't support up and coming producers in case they steal his thunder

[Case]

Surely the comedy would come from setting Mario with a straight man - a Henderson or a Milner. Kolo would be the crazy African cousin who appears only once a series but steals the show Lord Flashheart-stylee.

Klopp would be the stoner next door who spends all day in just his slippers and open dressing gown but actually he's a sage of everything. Ayre the penny-pinching landlord, obviously. Moreno the annoying Scrappy-Doo character the producers bring in once the show has jumped the shark.

Lallana treated like a dog.

[Cam]

Lallana treated like a dog.

Literally. Like in 'Wilfred'.

[Stanley Leisure]

No we won't , he doesn't support up and coming producers in case they steal his thunder

 

 

I've been in Ibiza for a week and have decided that there is no future in television - the rest of my life will now be dedicated to friends and hedonistic activities.

 

Climb aboard my bus, Molby - I will unlock things in us we never knew were there.

[Leo No.8]

I've been in Ibiza for a week and have decided that there is no future in television - the rest of my life will now be dedicated to friends and hedonistic activities.

 

Climb aboard my bus, Molby - I will unlock things in us we never knew were there.

Nice - are you not now on an epic comedown though?

[Stanley Leisure]

Nice - are you not now on an epic comedown though?

 

 

Yes. I got back at 3am on Sunday. Was in work 7 hours later.

 

Today has not been easy, in fact I bunked off, but when I'm running a yoga retreat in Ibiza old town in 5 years, these things will not matter.

[New York Red]

Yes. I got back at 3am on Sunday. Was in work 7 hours later.

 

Today has not been easy, in fact I bunked off, but when I'm running a yoga retreat in Ibiza old town in 5 years, these things will not matter.

 

 

Have a little marijuana patch as a sideline too.

[Molby]

I've been in Ibiza for a week and have decided that there is no future in television - the rest of my life will now be dedicated to friends and hedonistic activities.

 

Climb aboard my bus, Molby - I will unlock things in us we never knew were there.

For my birthday yesterday I received a book about growing veg, a book about growing herbs, a book about caring for ponies and a book about bee keeping

 

#takingtheprojectseriously

[Leo No.8]

Yes. I got back at 3am on Sunday. Was in work 7 hours later.

 

Today has not been easy, in fact I bunked off, but when I'm running a yoga retreat in Ibiza old town in 5 years, these things will not matter.

Splendid - how I miss those days when I was a young dreamer like you Stan...

[Stanley Leisure]

Splendid - how I miss those days when I was a young dreamer like you Stan...

There's poetry in all of us, Leo. Age is no barrier to unlocking it.

 

Peace.

 

X

For my birthday yesterday I received a book about growing veg, a book about growing herbs, a book about caring for ponies and a book about bee keeping

 

#takingtheprojectseriously

Keep the bees away from the ponies, la.

[Maldini]

I've been in Ibiza for a week and have decided that there is no future in television - the rest of my life will now be dedicated to friends and hedonistic activities.

 

Climb aboard my bus, Molby - I will unlock things in us we never knew were there.

 

Ibiza Uncovered 2 - two birds with one stone. I'll have a consulting producer credit, cheers. 

[Molby]

There's poetry in all of us, Leo. Age is no barrier to unlocking it.

 

Peace.

 

X

 

Keep the bees away from the ponies, la.

Wise words

I bet I wouldnt have learned that until page 40 or something

[Stanley Leisure]

Ibiza Uncovered 2 - two birds with one stone. I'll have a consulting producer credit, cheers.

I did have a couple of ideas while I was there, made notes of them on my phone etc. Checked them back yesterday; utter nonsense.

[D.Boon]

I did have a couple of ideas while I was there, made notes of them on my phone etc. Checked them back yesterday; utter nonsense.

 

I started writing a novel years ago. Did about 6 pages. Utter s***. 

[Maldini]

I did have a couple of ideas while I was there, made notes of them on my phone etc. Checked them back yesterday; utter nonsense.

One man's utter nonsense is another man's repeatable Sky One reality format

[Molby]

I'm writing a short story

 

Have to have it finished and submitted by Monday

And I work best when drunk so.....

[Ombudsam]

Ibiza Uncovered 2 - two birds with one stone. I'll have a consulting producer credit, cheers.

 

Sounds like a snuff movie

[Nebraska Red]

OMG, a player who has no future at Anfield has been seen smoking ciggies.

 

The end of the world is nigh, according to the tabloid media. Apparently, we are all outraged.

[Hassony]

Klopp will be livid, he'll think long and hard about a suitable punishment as he lights up another cigarette

[Sion]

OMG, a player who has no future at Anfield has been seen smoking ciggies.

 

The end of the world is nigh, according to the tabloid media. Apparently, we are all outraged.

 

Klopp will be livid, he'll think long and hard about a suitable punishment as he lights up another cigarette

 

Klopp's not a professional footballer on £100k a week

Or about 7000 season tickets a year in real world currency. 

[Stanley Leisure]

Klopp's not a professional footballer on £100k a week

Or about 7000 season tickets a year in real world currency.

He's a role model. I don't give a f*ck, like but you can see why the comparison would be made.

Edited August 1, 2016 by Stanley Leisure