Welcome Mario Balotelli

[matty]

Only joking.

 

Or am I?

[JohnA]

risky!

[Rory Fitzgerald]

The 'Welcome Sturridge' thread has 59 pages after 18 months.

 

How many will Balotelli have by the end of the season which is half that i.e. 9 months.

 

I think he could easily get to that figure.

[Tommok]

The 'Welcome Sturridge' thread has 59 pages after 18 months.

 

How many will Balotelli have by the end of the season which is half that i.e. 9 months.

 

I think he could easily get to that figure.

There'll be 60 pages after his first red card I expect.

[Dmitch]

1st red card this Saturday after he scores 6 against his old club.

[Kid Klopp]

Sturridge is boring though. What are we going to write?

 

 

"he scored another goal this week. "

 

" yes he did. "

 

"...."

[Sir Tokyo Sexwale]

winning goal and red card on his debut

[Barnesy_10]

1st red card this Saturday after he scores 6 against his old club.

Christ he can even get a red card two days before kick off!

[RP]

He has that time machine that Sutty craved.

[AE]

So at what point did our management decide we needed another headliner grabber to replace the one we had just sold??

He could be great for us, but its going to be another roller-coaster ride

[Stevie H]

So at what point did our management decide we needed another headliner grabber to replace the one we had just sold??

He could be great for us, but its going to be another roller-coaster ride

 

you ever go on a rollercoaster that wasn't fun? there's no but.

 

and balls to headlines.

[Tosh]

So at what point did our management decide we needed another headliner grabber to replace the one we had just sold??

He could be great for us, but its going to be another roller-coaster ride

Are we still allowed to use the term "Moneyball"? This is - could fail miserably and I'm sure he'll annoy the bejesus out of us a lot but it's not gonna be dull!

[Ethan]

Has he done anything mental yet?

[David Hodgson]

you ever go on a rollercoaster that wasn't fun? there's no but.

 

and balls to headlines.

 

Been on plenty that have made me scared and sick.

 

None of this applies to Mario.

[Ibby]

you ever go on a rollercoaster that wasn't fun? there's no but.

 

and balls to headlines.

 

Too f***ing right. Some right pussies on this forum and I'm not even including the picture of balotelli's mrs either

Edited August 21, 2014 by Ibby

[JonShar]

So at what point did our management decide we needed another headliner grabber to replace the one we had just sold??

He could be great for us, but its going to be another roller-coaster ride

 

Man up FFS.

[Falconhoof]

I can't wait for him to get here. Seeing him in the shirt, Training pics. Getting off the team coach on Monday night.

Can't remember being this excited about a signing.

[boohog]

If he doesn't do the medical shirt with an everton shirt on and a stuffed falcon on his arm I'll die a little inside.

[Epic Swindle]

So at what point did our management decide we needed another headliner grabber to replace the one we had just sold??

He could be great for us, but its going to be another roller-coaster ride

 

Ah no.

[Falconhoof]

If he doesn't do the medical shirt with an everton shirt on and a stuffed falcon on his arm I'll die a little inside.

 

I'll stuff his falcon for him.

[Gethin]

you ever go on a rollercoaster that wasn't fun? there's no but.

 

and balls to headlines.

 

AE Likes big buts and he cannot lie

[meepins]

http://youtu.be/nlx_vRtT8dE

when he goes to his mother in the stands.. that got me.

[JonShar]

http://youtu.be/nlx_vRtT8dE

when he goes to his mother in the stands.. that got me.

 

That's a great video, well worth a watch.

[New York Red]

I don't like it. He'll be a terrible influence on Sturridge.

[Redray]

I don't like it. He'll be a terrible influence on Sturridge.

 

He's so lazy.

 

His physique demonstrates he ain't seen a gym in years.