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What five things do you predict for this evening? The closest one to the truth will win the adoration of the board for at least 5 minutes. Unless it includes us getting stuffed. In which case the adoration may be slightly muted - but on the plus side would last more than 5 minutes.

 

Five predictions from me:

 

1. Torres will score at least TWO Goals this evening

2. Alex will be sent off

3. Liverpool will be awarded a penalty (Which later viewing will show to be an outrageously awarded pen with no contact whatsoever - Gerrard will be the one rolling around crying)

4. The Referee will send Lampard off for whining shortly afterwards (2nd bookable offence)

5. Rafa will produce a big beamy grin

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Here are mine:

 

1. Torres and Kuyt score one each.

2. Benayoun to score the third in the 90th minute.

3. Liverpool win on penalties.

4. Terry to cry a river.

5. Andy misses the greatest comeback since Istanbul because he's going to a concert.

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1. The Players will do us proud.

2. The Fans will do us proud.

3. Rafa will do us proud.

4. The Chelsea fans will be a joke.

5. We will win.

Agree with that - it's interesting that all we need to do is win 3-0 but everyone, myself included thinks the score will be 2-4 in our favor

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Chelsea score first

Chelsea score again

Chelsea win 2-0

Forumites are Depressed

Forumites say they were only bothered with the league anyway

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1 Liverpool win in normal time

 

2 Liverpool win in extra time

 

3 Liverpool win on penalties

 

4 Chelsea win in normal time

 

5 Chelsea win on penalties

 

 

I'll be impressed if you get all five right!

 

 

whereas I will take some comfort from the irony if Chelsea win in Extra Time.

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Torres to score a hat trick

 

Alonso with a hat trick of assists

 

Reina to keep a clean sheet

 

Media to tell us Chelsea were a poor, tired team and the players won to spite Benitez.

 

Giggs to win PFA player of the year, Rafael young player of the year and O’Neill to get manager of the year.

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1-3 to us after normal time, chelsea to make it 2-3 in the first half of extra time, Lucas to score a header in the last minute of extra time to make it 2-4 to us.

 

Rafa to drop his kecks and do a wholesome turd on an A4 photo of Richard Keys' face on the centre spot at full time in celebration.

 

George Gillet to trip up in the stands and be impaled on a plastic flag.

 

Rick Parry To Shag John Terry's Ma'

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I will leave the office

I will go to the pub

I will get my ticket

I will go to the ground

I will go home

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We will win 4-2

Gerrard will score a pen

torres will score 2

Terry to cry at the end

Richard Keys to ask redknapp why can't liverpool win like this in the league

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I will leave the office

I will go to the pub

I will get my ticket

I will go to the ground

I will go home

 

I know this is the wrong forum but you dont know of any spares do you? I happen to be in london and struggling through usual sources...

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zonal marking will be heavily criticised when we concede a corner

we will clear it and score

zonal marking will be heavily criticised again when we concede a free kick

we will clear it and score

we score from a corner

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I know this is the wrong forum but you dont know of any spares do you? I happen to be in london and struggling through usual sources...

 

I don't, sorry

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Had a dream we won 4-2, but the reality was undermined by the fact that Dossena scored a hattrick and it was played on the school ground opposite our house.

 

Prediction: Chavs to score first and squib to be well and truly damp.

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