Chili Palmer

Like falling out of the frying pan and into the beautiful bosom of Margot Robbie.

Aren't we all at some point?

That was when they wanted him, now he's quality. Keep up Hass!

Surely ear hair counts when you get to my age?!

I'm a balding red

You're just too good for around here. I'm proud of you

Riling Evertonians is for life, not just for the football season

Some of our fans are pricks yanno

Farke is pleading 'Don't leave Leeds this way' Pointless if he brings his curse with him. Get Brucie to piss on his legs

Big head.

Someone smarter than me will one day write a paper on the psychology of when a manager announces he is leaving. Tbh it would have been perfect to win a big one in his last season but it doesn't change his legacy one bit. Love him and want him to be happy. He's not happy at the minute.

Yeah, the lack of confidence up front has spread through the whole team

He's looked everywhere else!

I don't want to see him as the deepest again. It nullifies Virgils passing and to a lesser extent Trent. It's all a bit 'after you, sir' with the three of them.

He's completely shot of confidence. You look slower and clumsy without confidence.