Mikael Akerfeldt

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My favourite is the one at West Ham, 99-00 I think in the yellow kit, fantastic volley over his shoulder.

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Whats an Everton-Man U fan????

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If only he could sort out his attitude. Would be a tragic waste of talent if he ends up playing in America

Jabba the Hutt contemplates the fact that the standard of his dancing girls has dropped considerably since Princess Leia escaped......

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What's wrong with all these people tipping Garcia to be sold??? FFS he's one of our best players, and the most creative in the squad. So he gives the ball away quite a bit and a lot of what he tries doesnt come off - but show me a player of that type who isnt like that. Ronaldinho, Kaka et al all f*** things up sometimes, but it goes almost unnoticed as many of us only see the odd game or highlights reel of these players, whereas we watch Luis week in week out and get to see all sides of his game, good and bad. I for one will be shocked if Rafa sells one of his best players and replaces him with Voronin, a free transfer journeyman striker who by all accounts hasnt even proven himself in the Bundesliga.

I don't pity him, lucky bugger had his end away with Claire Tomlinson.

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Yep, he was freakin' excellent last night.

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Anyone hear the commentators joke when Sibierski got a shin in the face? "Antoine Decked" Im ashamed to say I found it hilarious. (No, really)

Never heard of him......

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