Paul B

Everyone going tonight should be aware that it will be more difficult than ever before at t'rurvurs to get a drink outside the ground. The Fernhurst is closed to away supporters and most if not all of the pubs in the immediate vicinity of the ground state 'home fans only' outside. The Postal Order' in town is a good pub where you will get served but it's a long walk to the ground from there. I'd suggest 'The Manxman' up the road from the old Royal Infirmary (now being pulled down) but it's full of bad wools, that place. I'm in and out drinkless on the train, me, just want to mark your card.

I think he'll think 'If you're going to do something, do it proper. I should have followed through and put him in the RVI.' If you're going to be hanged for stealing the sheep, you may as well shag it. In this sad case, both parties came out with a shadow hanging over them but look on the bright side; Pepe gets Easter off!

For those who want to see what Day One of this run is like, please take a look at this http://connect.garmin.com/activity/163629339 A choice between recce-ing the route and going to watch us at Newcastle today saw me doing this. I think I made the right choice! But if you look at the climb, in the first half of the first day, I hope this puts it into perspective that the distance involved is neither here nor there. The 2,000 foot of climb on day one will be the REAL test. There are no feasible alternatives to this at all. It's not possible to run on the Snake or Woodhead pass as it would be very dangerous and there's no pavement to take you away from the lorries and cars so this is the only route to take.

I think it's looking very good for him. Who could blame him for not wanting to play behind that load of clowns and Easter's on the way! I think he'll be very pleased about this one.

Don't think he MADE any. He's been IN some good ones, though. And you don't get an Oscar for nowt. Mind you, anything he's in nowadays, we refuse to watch as he seems to have a stipulation in his contract that he can only appear in dire s****. And he's keeping rigidly to that part of his contract. The worst line ever was him pointing a gun at a maiden on a bone-rattler in the dire s**** that was 'the Wicker man' and said 'Step away from the bicycle' with menace!

i cringed when I heard him say that. Professional pampered athletes tired! Three games in a week? He should be glad we're not in Europe if that's the best he can come out with. That was far and away the worst home performance I've ever seen. The people who sit around me, and have done so for more than 15 years, know what's what and they NEVER leave early. A huge number of them did today and loyal as they are to Dalglish, they are of the opinion he should take it on himself to walk away now before the last vestiges of his reputation has been soured. I'm not of that opinion myself, we've got to give him the end of the season but I doubt he's going to bring the good days back after so long out of the game.

I've never met him but used to love watching him. Not any more. I particularly love the way he and his band take the sound r i g h t o n d o w n so you can hardly hear it then BANG back to normal again. The problem is, nowadays, he comes across as a right curmudgeonly auld bell-end. He is scheduled to come on at 7.30 and he comes on at 7.30, does an hour and ten, discourages audience participation - he scowls in the general direction of any shouts of appreciation from the crowd, and will not come back for an encore under any circs. It's a right misery-fest nowadays. You may as well listen to the records as watch him.

I disagree. I once met him at Manchester airport a short while after a Sunday game at Anfield to which he'd been. We'd been beaten 1-0 by Man City and although he was with Alison Krause, I went up and treated him as a fellow fan. I showed him my seaso and had a moan about the result. At this point, an airport official stepped up and informed the pair that he would escort them to the celebrity area but Declan gave me some time, carried on talking about the game to me and told the official he'd be with him shortly. I found him to be a nice, down-to-earth guy. Turned out we were on the same flight (Heathrow) and he gave me a nod and shook my hand as I got on and walked past him (at the front of the plane!) She was charm itself as well.

Regaine (called rogaine in America for a reason - it can't make the claim hair wlll be 'regained') can work but you have to factor in certain things. 1) The price per day is a long-term cost and has to be understood before taking the plunge. 2) it only works for a certain time. The receptor cells will eventually be neutralised due to regular use. Once that occurs, the hair loss will rapidly accelerate to where it would have been at that time had you not gone down the 'remedy' road. It's estimated you get about three years* with this treatment so yes, you get three years of slowing down the hairloss but in three years, you'll get to where you would have been then anyway. * And don't take Viagra recreationally; only take it if you have impotence problems. You start on Viagra, you get three years and then it won't work again due to receptor cell over-familiarity. So if you take it while young and you don't NEED it, when you DO need it, it won't work and then there are very few avenues left.

This'll be on everyone's lips commeth the glorious day.

Excellent stuff, that one. Really loved it. My latest read is a right cracker; Black Vinyl, White Powder from a man with an encyclopaedic knowledge of the music scene and the 'fundamentals' that drove the genre of the time from the fifties right up to the present day, Simon Napier-Bell. If you like music, this is an unmissable read.

But Eric 'Kung Fu' Cantona, Roy 'break his legs' Keane, Ryan 'shagged me brother's wife' Giggs and Darren 'battered me wife, me' Ferguson are above criticism? What a hucking fypocrite.

Where have I 'slagged off the team'? That's something I don't do. And when did I last 'pop up' when we got beat? My post here has nothing whatsoever to do with the game. Now that was great. Team spirit to the fore. And I'd love to see Agger pagger Ferdinand. He'd leg him off.

This 'ballbag' was one of the two thousand Liverpool fans with tickets (not one, me, TWO) for Old Toilet due to my 38 year season ticket allocation and away-match loyalty for this game. So a bit more than 'not a chance' there, eh?

We get it. You've got no response because you can't think of an answer.