Mikael Akerfeldt

Got to be Newcastle or Chelsea. No other club is stupid enough (Newcastle/Shepherd) or slimy and conniving enough (Chelsea/Kenyon) to even think they would have a chance of signing Carra.

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What was Milan thinking??

Tough call between Blackburn, Wigan or West Ham.

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Amazing player. Bit of a t***. Tendency to over-poncificate (a word I came up with yesterday to describe him and Arsenal in general)

If I was tired, irrational and emotional, I might be panicking and asking what you know, and whether Gerrard has said anything about Rafa's situation. .......So what do you know????, what has Stevie said??????, is Rafa leaving??????, is the world going to end??????????, I can't take it anymore aggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a great shout. Looks like he's going to be off in the summer too: Aurelio: Che stay complicated By Mark Kendall - Created on 23 Feb 2006 Valencia star Fabio Aurelio has revealed contract talks with the club are still deadlocked and admits it will be complicated for him to stay at the club beyond this summer. The left back, who can also operate in midfield, will become a free agent at the end of the season when his contract at the Mestalla expires. The Che are still hoping to persuade him to sign a new deal, but talks with the player's agent Juan Figger stalled some weeks ago and have not progressed since. Aurelio has now hinted it is unlikely he will continue with the club, insisting there are several obstacles preventing him from signing on. "There is no news - from what I know there have been no new conversations," he stated. "My future is with Valencia until the month of July and then we will see what happens. Nothing is impossible, but it (staying at Valencia) is complicated by many factors. "The most important thing is the good form of the team and at the end of the season we could all be even more happy than we are now. "It's in the hands of my agent, I have total faith in him and he will do the best thing for me for next season - I am concentrating on my football."

We bought Heskey for £11 million didn't we? Roberts is everything Heskey should be, and would cost only a fraction of the price. Strong, quick, CONFIDENT, decent in front of goal, great attitude. He's proven he can cut it in the premiership. Unlike Morientes and Cisse.

Made his debut in 1991 I think.

28, 17, 8 If I remember correctly?

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Well said. Im with you fella, one of my favourite players, hope he's fit in time.

Excellent shout. Quality player with lots of potential. He's got a good all-round game already, and could become awesome.

Is right. Would love David Villa, gutted we didnt get him when we were linked. Unlikely now though, and his value is only going to go up if Spain do the sensible thing and make him their first choice striker for the World Cup.

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Anyone got a link to this David Villa goal?

Fowler, Owen, Crouch, Anelka

Steven "My mum says Im special" Gerrard

Cech Finnan Terry Carra Gallas Kewell Alonso Makelele Gerrard Crouch Crespo 6 Liverpool 5 Chelsea

Reina Kromkamp Carra Hyypia Riise Gerrard Sissoko Alonso Kewell Crouch Pongolle Figure Finnan could do with a rest, and the sooner Kromkamp gets some Prem experience against decent opposition, the better.

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Fair comment really, all I would add though is that if you enjoy Paul's regular columns on YNWA, lfc.tv etc then you'll enjoy his book.