Things to do to cheer us up

[Dan]

 

[kop205]

8 minutes ago, Dan said:

 

f*** me he is a d****ead

[Tommok]

45 minutes ago, Dan said:

 

The Tories have privatised the weather too? 

b*****ds. 

[Nebraska Red]

1 hour ago, Dan said:

 

f***ing a******. Didn't enough people die during that period?

I assume he's living in a bunker somewhere on the South Coast and hasn't been outside since the lockdown years.

He should get out and find Marjorie Taylor Green. She reckons the earthquake and the eclipse are signs of God's wrath and a judgement on humanity.

[D.Boon]

2 hours ago, smithdown said:

Last day of Ramadan and guess what it’s…Publication day!

 

My first book is OUT NOW in the US as of this morning.  
 

(UK date still tbc though various european websites are showing it, not sure how this all works since the Brexit)

 

these deffo have it tho if you want to surprise your American mate with a copy to celebrate eid or the eclipse or merely to stick it trump or something 

 

https://cunepress.com/product/sand-paper-stone/
 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sand-paper-stone-duncan-lyon/1123158606?ean=9781951082567#:~:text=Sand Paper Stone is the,on his pilgrimage to Mecca.

 

it’s a powerful 6/10 from me

 

 

Duncan? FFS.

[Stanley Leisure]

3 hours ago, Dan said:

 

 

[Murphman]

https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/portsmouth-fc/ex-portsmouth-man-gavin-maguire-southamptons-matt-le-tissier-swung-at-me-like-a-silly-petulant-child-he-was-lucky-he-realised-the-error-of-his-ways-3682437

 

My mate Gav sorted that Kknob LeTissier out.

[smithdown]

On 09/04/2024 at 10:32, smithdown said:

Last day of Ramadan and guess what it’s…Publication day!

 

My first book is OUT NOW in the US as of this morning.  
 

(UK date still tbc though various european websites are showing it, not sure how this all works since the Brexit)

 

these deffo have it tho if you want to surprise your American mate with a copy to celebrate eid or the eclipse or merely to stick it trump or something 

 

https://cunepress.com/product/sand-paper-stone/
 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sand-paper-stone-duncan-lyon/1123158606?ean=9781951082567#:~:text=Sand Paper Stone is the,on his pilgrimage to Mecca.

 

it’s a powerful 6/10 from me

 

 

 

Gonna be available in the UK within a few weeks apparently.  Not as complicated as previously thought!  

Crikey.  Gonna have a copy in my hand soon.  Mad.

[stressederic]

On 09/04/2024 at 10:32, smithdown said:

Last day of Ramadan and guess what it’s…Publication day!

 

My first book is OUT NOW in the US as of this morning.  
 

(UK date still tbc though various european websites are showing it, not sure how this all works since the Brexit)

 

these deffo have it tho if you want to surprise your American mate with a copy to celebrate eid or the eclipse or merely to stick it trump or something 

 

https://cunepress.com/product/sand-paper-stone/
 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sand-paper-stone-duncan-lyon/1123158606?ean=9781951082567#:~:text=Sand Paper Stone is the,on his pilgrimage to Mecca.

 

it’s a powerful 6/10 from me

 

 

This is fantastic, bravo!

[Falconhoof]

On 09/04/2024 at 10:32, smithdown said:

Last day of Ramadan and guess what it’s…Publication day!

 

My first book is OUT NOW in the US as of this morning.  
 

(UK date still tbc though various european websites are showing it, not sure how this all works since the Brexit)

 

these deffo have it tho if you want to surprise your American mate with a copy to celebrate eid or the eclipse or merely to stick it trump or something 

 

https://cunepress.com/product/sand-paper-stone/
 

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sand-paper-stone-duncan-lyon/1123158606?ean=9781951082567#:~:text=Sand Paper Stone is the,on his pilgrimage to Mecca.

 

it’s a powerful 6/10 from me

 

 

When is the movie coming out

[smithdown]

5 minutes ago, Falconhoof said:

When is the movie coming out

Thought about this but it’ll call for up to 4m extras which is going to present a challenge to most budgets even with the most basic catering.

[Falconhoof]

1 minute ago, smithdown said:

Thought about this but it’ll call for up to 4m extras which is going to present a challenge to most budgets even with the most basic catering.

If a story needs telling then there will be a way. Surely you can CGI the extras in. 

[pipnasty]

23 hours ago, smithdown said:

 

Gonna be available in the UK within a few weeks apparently.  Not as complicated as previously thought!  

Crikey.  Gonna have a copy in my hand soon.  Mad.

I've got this already, haven't i?

[smithdown]

20 minutes ago, Falconhoof said:

If a story needs telling then there will be a way. Surely you can CGI the extras in. 

I’ll pass your comments on if they phone.

13 minutes ago, pipnasty said:

I've got this already, haven't i?

A terrible shockingly rubbish early version that’ll one day be worth a fortune (if accompanied by this one)

[pipnasty]

With you now

Yers - looking forward to it then

[Nebraska Red]

Wordle in 2

[Nebraska Red]

Worldle in 1

[charlie clown]

Wordle in 0.

Do I win a fiver?

[smithdown]

First batch of me book has arrived and they’ve gone with a little picture taken in Gethin’s old back yard for on the back cover.

 

Now to decide which shop(s) to try to unload these into.  May require a bit of charm.  

[charlie clown]

57 minutes ago, smithdown said:

First batch of me book has arrived and they’ve gone with a little picture taken in Gethin’s old back yard for on the back cover.

 

Now to decide which shop(s) to try to unload these into.  May require a bit of charm.  

He'll be demainding a cut on all sales now you've admitted that.

Congrats by the way, that's a brilliant achievement.

[Gethin]

1 hour ago, smithdown said:

 

First batch of me book has arrived and they’ve gone with a little picture taken in Gethin’s old back yard for on the back cover.

 

Hah nice. I miss that garden and that view

[smithdown]

14 minutes ago, charlie clown said:

He'll be demainding a cut on all sales now you've admitted that.

Congrats by the way, that's a brilliant achievement.

I’ll pass any formal request onto my agent should I ever get one.  
 

cheers tho for bringing that up 

[Gethin]

6 minutes ago, smithdown said:

I’ll pass any formal request onto my agent should I ever get one.  
 

cheers tho for bringing that up 

Where did you take it? Down on the bottom bit with the huge red acer or up the top with the viaduct in the background?

[Barnesy_10]

3 hours ago, smithdown said:

First batch of me book has arrived and they’ve gone with a little picture taken in Gethin’s old back yard for on the back cover.

 

Now to decide which shop(s) to try to unload these into.  May require a bit of charm.  

Prison slang? 

[smithdown]

3 hours ago, Gethin said:

Where did you take it? Down on the bottom bit with the huge red acer or up the top with the viaduct in the background?

Went for some viaduct action, always a people pleaser.  And you can’t get much more viaduct for your money than this one, folks.

1 hour ago, Barnesy_10 said:

Prison slang? 

Ignore him Gethin.  He’s just looking for a reaction.