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[Billy Dane]

[Leo No.8]

 

'Penniless Hicks attemps to buy dinner by entering gurning contest'

 

'Wins hands down'

[Red Kent]

I wouldnt believe a word he says. Last week he said he went sky diving.

[Dan]

 

Former Liverpool owner Tom Hicks is left frustrated when he's informed he's come runner up to Sam Alladyce in the World Fattest Head Competition

[RedHarvest]

Hicks searches his colon for money

[Billy Dane]

 

Hicks checks out his c**k on Judge Jordan's facebook page

[meepins]

[dorgie]

They just wouldn't leave me build the sucker

[Dr Evil]

Damn you scooby....i would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky scousers!

[DonRafa]

 

 

In a rare moment of enlightenment, Hicks suddenly realises that he really is a fat, putty-faced broken down old fool, who does'nt have a pot to p!$$ in

[smithdown]

 

 

I know what's going on but I'm not going to tell you

[Cobs]

 

Are you confident, Tom ?

[Conor]

 

This man loves it in the hole.

[Dan]

 

Bear f*cker right here.

Edited October 15, 2010 by Grabiner

[floyd]

CVNT

[Powelly]

"Giz 20p for the bus lad"

Edited October 15, 2010 by Powelly

[Leo No.8]

 

You lose £70m, then just when you think your day can't get any worse a weasel bites your dick off.

[Cheesecake]

another suprise for Tom Hicks as a large door hits him on the ass on the way out, twice.

[whitewidow]

Tom Hicks examines the evidence and concludes it was Bogman, and not Daughter of Bogman, that made the disgusting mess in her doll's pram.

[Boca]

"Hmmm maybe hiring that Broughton guy was a mistake"

[Case]

 

"Now, I own Melchester Rangers, I'm gonna replace Roy Race with Klinsmann"

[Falconhoof]

Davros has put on a few pounds

[pipnasty]

Arthur Mullard

[billybunter]

Where is that hole in Chile?

 

 

So f***ing glad he is out.

[Gerrardrules]

 

Tom looking at his updated amount of money on his bank account!