Any Questions for Dirk Kuyt?

[Armin_Tamzarian]

Hi All,

 

Dutch striker Dirk Kuyt will soon be visiting our LFC TV studios to film an episode of 'Sixty Minutes' - and we want you to play your part in the show by asking the questions.

 

Whether you want to ask Dirk about his Anfield career, any of the goals he's scored, his early footballing days in Holland, players he's played with or heroes he's idolised, this is your chance.

 

Whatever you want to ask our 28-year-old striker, we're giving you the opportunity ahead of another exclusive LFC TV show.

 

Please post your questions in this thread and we'll put a selection of the best and most original ones to him on your behalf during the course of the programme.

[johngibo YPC]

How big is N'goals' penis?

[Chili Palmer]

are you as stupid as they say?

[Jacks Jackie Jackson]

Is it Giro day?

[psl]

What actually happened in that bar with Stevie?

[kop205]

Were you disappointed by the conspicous lack of votes for your missus in the Wags thread?

 

And were you surprised?

Edited January 2, 2009 by kop205

[Frosty Jack]

I remember one of these with Smicer:

 

"So Vlad, what do you think, realistically, are the chances of you ever playing for the first team again?"

[gns]

Is it annoying having a surname that everyone pronounces differently?

[McBain]

Does the potential signing of Heskey scare the s*** out of you as well?

[Edvard]

Con you shut, or run only?

[Rahul]

What are the content of those secret pictures you've got of Rafa?

[Earl Hafler]

What are the content of those secret pictures you've got of Rafa?

 

if Heskey returns he can compare those with the one's he's got of Houllier.

[stressederic]

Have you ever felt tired?

[Andy @ Allerton]

Do you want to knock 'pete prices' (From RAWK) lights out?

[Sion]

Does it bother you when people talk about your best attribute as your stamina, rather than more talent related attributes?

Have you ever taken a sneaky peak at Torres' willy?

[smithdown]

Mayonnaise on chips? What's all that about then?

[gns]

Do you want to knock 'pete prices' (From RAWK) lights out?

 

[LeeRadford]

Does he prefer the Vengaboys or 2 Unlimited?

[jimmylibel]

Dirk are you part shark (ie if you stop moving will you die)?

Edited January 2, 2009 by jimmylibel

[Billy Dane]

Which was the best Godfather film I or II?

[FakeNewsBear]

Where you really in the goonies? and can you shout "hey you guys" please?

[Spike]

As primarily a striker you were known for your goal record in the Netherlands. How have you had to adapt your game and mental approach to a role where goals are largely secondary.

 

Secondly, how would you like to be remembered / what would you like to be remembered for when your liverpool career finishes.

[John am Rhein]

Dear Dirk,

 

why are you so good at football?

[scoose]

carragher says you take yellow gel everywhere. Does this mean your a "Dapper Dan man?"

[carrafan]

Do you have a nickname?