John am Rhein

what's his name?

a woke marxist pope? I might even turn catholic.

with a bumper windfall for UK plc!!

isn't Plaid Cymru already giving progressive voters an alternative to this Starmer-led sham of a Labour Party? ay, but there's a hell of a lot of Indian muslims. Do they have a plan for that? they do seem impatient to start reaping their post-government rewards

saying "Britain" (actually England) is in some way fundamentally 'conservative' has a fair amount of truth in it, but this has to be seen in the context that the so-called 'conservative' parties aren't actually conservative but actually regressive and have been for decades. The closest thing to an actual conservative party now is Labour - b'Starmer will be delighted to hear that, of course.

and they beat our best ever team

Coventry v Sunderland...tastee

they should end up shorter

there's perhaps SOME method in their madness as Reform are taking huge numbers of votes from the F***ing Conservative and Unionist Party, to give it its official name.

yet more tough decisions and fiscal rules so tight the pips squeak at a frequency audible only to dogs

I suspect deliberate sabotage. I had a quite strong impression that (presumably Reform) insiders were sabotaging the Sunak campaign last year and I've had a similar impression following Labour's pathetic efforts in the campaign just ended. Then again, the possibility that Labour have a bunch of completely usless idiots running their 'messaging' remains a high one.

three appalling parties

what if you live in Clacton? and threatened to introduce a Low Emission Zone charge for car drivers?

it's a job application