Popbitch question of the week

[Kahnee]

Which celebrity guest got steaming drunk at John Terry's wedding last weekend and spent the evening on the mirrored dancefloor loudly telling the other female guests what colour pants they were wearing?

 

Joe Cole?

[stressederic]

Superman?

[cymrococh]

'the other female guests'

 

Apparently Lionel Richie had to ask people to stop abusing him during his first song.

[Barnesy_10]

Jody Morris

[RP]

Apparently Gordon Brown sent a congratulatory message to "John and Toni" that was read out at the reception.

 

Pleasingly it was met with the derision it deserved.

[Stevie H]

'the other female guests'

 

FFS kahnee. proof reader extraordinaire.

[cymrococh]

I'm quite surprised any of them were wearing any underwear.

[ManxRed]

Do Burberry make knickers?

[Hassony]

must have been baros as his head is always down

[Kahnee]

FFS kahnee. proof reader extraordinaire.

 

They don't pay me, so why should I bother correcting their mistakes?

[matty]

Apparently Gordon Brown sent a congratulatory message to "John and Toni" that was read out at the reception.

 

Pleasingly it was met with the derision it deserved.

 

Bulls***.

[floyd]

Wont be Lampard will it. That cvnt would of been chained to the buffet table, devouring the jelly & eels.

[Mike]

its that cockney c*** off the masterchef program who works alongside the aussie chef

[Benzo-13]

Lovejoy??

[Maldini]

surely "other female guests" suggests it was a woman? or a bad sub-editor?

[Buzz]

Joe Cole?

Surely shortarse cole wouldn't need and mirrored dance floor to do that, especially factoring in his height, their shortskirts and ridiculous suicidle higheels.

[Ostrich Man]

Cheryl tweedy or louise redknapp id say....but more than likely tweedy.

[Spike]

surprised anyone can figure this out cos surely every time a chelsea player looks in a mirror they see a c***?

[fyds]

[£440,000]

Apparently Gordon Brown sent a congratulatory message to "John and Toni" that was read out at the reception.

 

Pleasingly it was met with the derision it deserved.

 

Surprised they knew who he was.

[Herbie von Smalls]

Surprised they knew who he was.

and vice versa, for that matter. mind you, isn't gordon an england fan?

[fyds]

He keeps one eye on them.

[RP]

Bulls***.

 

Sorry Matty, it's true. Heard it from the mouth of someone who was there himself. He said it was really cringey (is that a word??)

[fyds]

Sorry Matty, it's true. Heard it from the mouth of someone who was there himself. He said it was really cringey (is that a word??)

Cringeworthy is, cringey isn't so far as I know.