Gerrard out of England squad ...

[Case]

... acoording to the BBC. How serious is it?

[Toni]

primadonna

[Nuevo]

I just off the phone with J Edgar Hoover, it's 6 months lay off.

[fyds]

I just off the phone with J Edgar Hoover, it's 6 months lay off.

Dead transvestites have all the answers.

[fabfive]

Need to keep away from the wife. What the hell does she do to him.

[floyd]

Capello will be flying in Dr Steadmen, Dr Mueller-Wohlfahrt, Dr No and Dr Zhivago to consult with Arsenal's Gary Lewin on wether that fvckin Scouser is trying it on.

[Elisha_Scott]

Its totally snapped, booked in for surgery tomorrow. 4-6 months.

[goodrobotusses]

...

[Sion]

I hope somebody has hacked your account or it's a massive unfunny windup

[goodrobotusses]

If I die due to holding my breath waiting for the punchline, it's all your fault, ES.

[psl]

Please say this is a joke.

[Joxer]

Please tell me its a windup.

[Elisha_Scott]

Sorry, couldn't resist. He will be Ok for Sunday, just precaution.

[psl]

Sorry, couldn't resist. He will be Ok for Sunday, just precaution.

 

YOU f*****!!!

[goodrobotusses]

I hate you.

[schmuckdonald]

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[Joxer]

Sorry, couldn't resist. He will be Ok for Sunday, just precaution.

 

It was worth it just to ensure he's ok. Phew..

[Ethan]

lol that was a cracker

[Walrus]

[Tommy Cockles]

Sorry, couldn't resist. He will be Ok for Sunday, just precaution.

 

You are Big Chief Running Bear and I claim my £5

[Hassony]

amazing how powerful elisha's words are

[surf]

and how gullible we are

[Sion]

amazing how powerful elisha's words are

 

So powerful i don't think my trauma will wear off until i hear some juicy transfer gossip

[Rory Fitzgerald]

[Earl Hafler]

Sorry, couldn't resist. He will be Ok for Sunday, just precaution.

 

 

:lol:

 

I'd love to know the amount of texts sent because of that one post.