Bald Devil

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When we got the free bus back to Taksim from the Ataturk, the little genius was in the car behind us on the way out of the ground. He was trying to hide his face at first, probably thinking that a load of English football fans would give him stick. But the whole bus was crowded at the back cheering him, his face lit up and he started waving back. It was boss. Next day he was quoted in the papers saying that after Istanbul LFC were his new English team. Glory-hunting t***.

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Oh yeah. Every blue I know still cringes. This was another good one. Go six weeks unbeaten and release a DVD: Not a small club. Oh no.

And then released another one of these:

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Smithy was in our old office one day and we got talking about Emlyn. He looked over at 2 women who were there and said "pardon my French, ladies, but that man is one f***ing c***."

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2 of my blues**** mates have told their birds they're going to Bergen and have gone to the Dam instead. Maybe they've all done that.

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A mate of mine used to be a blue and is now a red. So now he's Johnny the pink. He only changed sides cos another of our mates' dads got a job at LFC so he could get free tickets. He still had the sticker on his door at his ma's house that said 'Everton Supporter's Room' about 5 years after he switched.

"Of course Mark, a lot of this crowd will have bought their tickets expecting to see David Beckham get his 100th cap." Balls. And even if it's true, that kind of person deserves disappointment anyway.

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Saw summat on SSN yesterday dinner in the alehouse but the sound was off. The ransom note said there's more to come.