Bald Devil

Scum sports writers are always re-hashing quotes from programme notes and the Echo and claiming them as their own exclusives. The otherwise s**** football365's mediawatch page is always exposing them. But when I contacted the Press Complaints Commission about the scum repeatedly 'publishing deliberately misleading information' I was told I had to send them a paper copy even though the articles were available online, and the d****eads must have archives of every newspaper themselves. Obviously me buying the piece of s*** is out of the question, so what do you do?

Great touch for a bald man. YNWA

A mate's uncle is chairman of a non-league side and he's been talking about buying them

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