Bald Devil

The rule stops clubs screening their own players and giving the positive ones the day off when the testers come to the training ground. That's right.

I'm in 34 (a dot in the feckin main stand).

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When are we signing Robbie Savage? Neill spends more time suspended than playing.

I missed Crouchy's goal thanks to the forty minuter who couldn't wait another five minutes to get his feckin half time hotdog. If you have to get up in the middle of the game, can't you wait till there's a throw in or summat? Don't do it in the middle of a great passing move you shyte hawk. Mind you, the girl next to us was at Anfield for the 1st time, went to shake the lettuce and missed both our goals. She had also shouted handball at the top of her voice when Bellamy caught the ball after being flagged offside, so maybe she had gone to hide behind the stand.

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Here comes Danny Dagger Tackles so hard they're gonna make you stagger Danny Dagger Not satisfied till he gets what he's after

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I thought last night was a reverse of his normal European games. He was good to begin with, then frustrating as f***. He's normally frustrating at first then pops up with a bit of class.

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I used to work for a company that had links with the little tossoff and his agents. Sometimes on a Monday we'd get a fax through apologising for whatever the Wayne had been accused of in the Sunday rags. It was funny as f*** reading the little turd offering us his sincerest discombobulations and contrafibularities for any embarrassment.

Rooney added: "To me he appeared overbearing, just wanting to control people." And what the f*** is Alex Ferguson you ugly meff? Wasn't he being a wee bit controlling when he was trying to stop you going to the World Cup?

He's Djimi's agent isn't he? Has he got any more Reds?

"During Angels games in baseball, the crowd waits to make noise until a monkey appears on the scoreboard" Monkeys see, monkeys do.

Tonight at 6 it's LFC v Arsenal in the 71 final. Friday is better: LFC v Newcastle in 1974 at 10.

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That blog is priceless: "Chelsea have showed once again, with the way they?ve handled and now resolved the Jon Obi Mikel saga, that they are not only a big club, but a thinking club with real people of conscience at its heart." "Chelsea, in line with our image as conscientious operators, did not seek to exploit the boys?but better them through responsible mentoring, openness and professionalism" "The club took the view that they have to rescue the poor boy from the grip of Evil Football. " "As genuinely decent people, Chelsea know the case is far more than football and that they cannot afford to look at it in terms of pounds and pennies" Christ on a bike.

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http://icliverpool.icnetwork.co.uk/0500liv...-name_page.html]Sucking up to the big boys (Daily Post)[/url] CRAIG Bellamy is eagerly anticipating the return of Liverpool's World Cup stars next week. The Welshman is convinced they can help him continue to create a good early impression after his debut goal at Wrexham on Saturday. Bellamy is particularly licking his lips at the prospect of teaming up with midfield duo Xabi Alonso and Steven Gerrard, who will return from their post-World Cup break following Saturday's next pre-season warm-up at Crewe. And after getting precious little change from Momo Sissoko when Blackburn lost twice to Liverpool in the Premiership, Bellamy already has some first-hand knowledge of the awesome unit that will be supplying him with the ammunition this season. "No disrespect to the players I've played with before because they've all helped me in my career, but this is just another level," said Bellamy. "Gerrard is one of the best midfielders in the world and as for Xabi Alonso, I've still to see a better passer. "He's an incredible player, he seems to have time on the ball and is never harassed. "Momo Sissoko was a player who I thought was awesome when I played against him last year. "They can do a hell of a lot for me but it's about what I do as well. "I've got to use my pace and intelligence to help them and they can be a massive help for me." Bellamy's infatuation with Liverpool seems to have taken on a new intensity since he joined them from Blackburn. His first chance to greet the supporters at the Racecourse on Saturday suggested that the fans are ready to reciprocate the adulation that Bellamy has already bestowed on the club. He has enthused about Anfield, former players, his new team-mates, ex-managers and the current coach, Rafael Benitez. Although fallings-out with previous managers have blighted Bellamy's career at other clubs, particularly Newcastle, when he has admiration for the men he plays under, like his former Welsh manager Mark Hughes at Blackburn last season, it brings the best out of him on the pitch. So being motivated to produce his top form for Benitez shouldn't be a problem. "As a fan from the outside I liked what he has done, and being involved I can see why he has done so well," Bellamy added. "I knew what to expect because I spoke to one or two people but he's surpassed all that. "I wouldn't want to give too much away but it's no coincidence why he's been successful just from what I've seen in the first week and a half. "It's a really good time to be involved with Liverpool."

Was thinking the same thing yesterday. Strange or not I hope Villa go down.

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