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Haseeb Hameed carried his bat against Lancs, 247no. Lancashire's early season relegation push going great guns.

plenty of s*** finishing this season from all the forwards except maybe Jota can't miss them if you are up on bricks all the time

my worry from yesterday, was that Gakpo was coaching him on where he needed to be and when to press every time Vicario had the ball at his feet. After 2 seasons I would expect any player to know these things automatically.

is that what he's done or is that what you think he's done? I've not really looked into how much of it is true. When I was in Scotland last weekend visiting the in laws, the Scottish papers had a load of the real Martha speaks out stories. I've finished it now. I did laugh at some parts but it's not one I'll be rewatching.

his press conference today was great stuff, clearly demob happy and not giving a toss

4 episodes into Baby Reindeer. Bloody hell it's a tough watch.

it would be if you could get it without AXA on it

Hold your Plums was great stuff. Had me in tears of laughter many a time.

Trafford has looked woeful anytime I've seen him

he's already lost some of his pace yeah, I'd be amazed if Saudi was an appealing prospect for him.

I think he's been on a slow decline since AFCON22 and it seems to have accelerated since AFCON24. His pace has gone, he doesn't run away from players anymore and he rarely dribbles past a player now. Considering he's ripped, his upper body strength seems to be on the wane as well. We can't afford £350k a week on somebody who is not truly elite level and he has not been at that level for some time.

he might well do but no use if he's up on bricks all the time

file under things that will never happen, just like the tidal barrage.

we do love a sick note

agree with this and he's never been that clinical a finisher to be just a goalscoring number 9