Bald Devil

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Saw summat on SSN yesterday dinner in the alehouse but the sound was off. The ransom note said there's more to come.

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Swap "Momo Sissoko" for "Lucas from Gremio" and it'll still work

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Ha ha! There's also a lad called Onion cos he got a tattoo that was meant to say Evertonian but said Evertonion.

Yeah, in ex Prime Ministers of Pakistan.

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I think my bird would like that as a valentine's prezzy. She'll be fizzing at the bunghole.

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At least Southgate had the balls to admit that Capello's the best around. The Guvnor reckons that "We have got enough managers in England who could do just as good a job." Fancy naming one then?

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"With the Chelsea match reaching Scottish viewers via ITV4, any screening of the Liverpool game would have meant Scots seeing three ties from the same round."

Fair play. I wasn't 100% on the player. The Gary Speed one I heard was that Kendall was rat arsed in the changing room at half time, so Speed went to speak to Peter Johnson about it. Johnson was having his half time dinner with some big nobs, so he didn't want to know about it, and then he jibbed Speed off for making a show of him. A few words to the press and Speed was "s***house Speed" to their fans when really it was his genuine love for the club that made him kick off with Johnson. I think that story must have come from the s***house's mates.

A good story about Kendall is when one of the Everton players (either Trevor Steven or Gary Stevens - always got them mixed up) went to the touch line for a swig of Lucozade during a break in play. The lad was gasping and nearly spewed on the pitch when he realised he'd necked half of Kendall's special Lucozade bottle that was full of neat vodka.

I used to like the wee terrier, but there was no chance of him staying after he ran 40 yards to smack David Hopkin in the face during a reserve game.