Bald Devil

I know we got Agger in January but the decent, in form players don't normally move in the winter. If we haven't got a crisis I'd rather we waited till the summer.

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Last night teletext said the kid had run out in front of his car. This morning it's changed and says an investigation is underway.

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Same for me. I remember that being the first photo I saw in some free Turkish paper the next morning.

It reminds me of Will Alsop's cloud that got f***ed off by the City Council.

If him giving Old Trafford the bird was enough to put our board off him then I don't think they'll want him there either.

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Boss.

I haven't told mine yet, but last night I set reminders for every single show from tonight until Sunday.

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Your players never, Your players never, Your players never appear in Sky TV montages

Last night at about midnight. f***in awful. Sub-Soccer AM but without any match footage and with Joe Mace & Ralph Little and some tart who used to do kids TV. They've got a website. Look, they're "the show that kicks the prawn sandwich munchers squarely in the Ballacks." http://www.channel4.com/sport/microsites/F...anta/index.html

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What a pile of s***. Did they eventually show any football or get a single joke right? I went to bed half way through.

Can't remember where, but I read an article last week that was saying that it's partly in our interest to play these early games because they're at an ideal time for the Far Eastern audiences. But Rafa's priority isn't going to be commercial markets. It worked for Mourinho when he shot his mouth off about playing away after every CL fixture in 04/05 or whenever it was. Next season they were at home all the time.

The Posh The People's Club

I started thinking the same thing as I read the article. It's a good opportunity to have a 'support the grass roots Saturday' type thing where everyone goes to Prescot Cables, Burscough & Marine

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Aye, they changed the Celtic song "Tell all the huns you know It's gonnae be 3 in a row Michael Mols is a monkey, Caniggia's a junky De Boer takes it up the a******" To "Emile Heskey's a monkey, Fowler's a junky Diouf takes it up the a******."

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Coupla wiseguys weren't they? Deffo Tom Hick's mates