Rafa vs Roy

[honourablegeorge]

They were apparently sat together at the Emirates for some function lately, and Rafa put him straight on a few things - anyone heard he full story?

[richwilks]

They were apparently sat together at the Emirates for some function lately, and Rafa put him straight on a few things - anyone heard he full story?

 

Would explain the upturn in West Brom's fortunes, Rafa probably told him what he was doing wrong.

[Chili Palmer]

They were apparently sat together at the Emirates for some function lately, and Rafa put him straight on a few things - anyone heard he full story?

 

I don't care if this is true or not. I'm believing it.

[goodrobotusses]

Hopefully he chinned the c***.

[Falconhoof]

Rafa went to the toilet and wrapped a Poo in cling film to slip into Roy's jacket pocket

[richwilks]

Rafa went to the toilet and wrapped a Poo in cling film to slip into Roy's jacket pocket

 

Roy thought it was a snickers

[épieur]

Rafa went to the toilet and wrapped a Poo in cling film to slip into Roy's jacket pocket

 

I think this would be the only dignified retort really. Roy is too far up his own a*** to realise he's being set straight anyway. Like throwing pearls before swine.

[Billy Dane]

Rafa stood behind him in the queue and pissed in his pocket. On his way out he told Hodgson that he hoped he got the England job which the dick head took as a compliment.

Edited March 8, 2012 by Billy Dane

[Crazy Horse]

I saw Roy and thought Evans. I've successfully blanked the other one.

[Ed the Wool]

I saw Roy and thought Evans. I've successfully blanked the other one.

 

Ha me too. Unless it's Hodgson or 'The Todge' I'm in complete denial.

[Murphman]

I heard this too, it could be an internet myth, hope not though.

[RBM]

I hope this is true. The owl faced c*** made to luck the t*** by Rafa would be so good

[Cam]

Rafa and Ballague grabbed Hodgson by the ankles and flushed his head down the bog in a Grange Hill stylee.

 

I picture Hodgson sitting quietly, uneasy at the thought of Rafa squaring up to him. Rafa loving seeing him squirm. Then finally bringing it up & putting Hodgson right. Hodgson, in his way, will have tried to waffle out of it before Rafa ripped him to bits intellectually, emotionally & football-wise.

[RBM]

Bet he sat there sniffing his own farts afterwards

[anfield11]

I saw Roy and thought Evans. I've successfully blanked the other one.

 

 

Same here.

[floyd]

I heard this too, it could be an internet myth, hope not though.

It's true, Peter Hooton was relaying the story yesterday

[Hus]

It's true, Peter Hooton was relaying the story yesterday

 

Cool, any details anywhere?

[WillG]

I was actually there* sat at the same table as Rafa and Woy.

 

Not being an expert in football tactics, or the intricacies of modren football management a lot of what Rafa said went straight over my head - much like the time Stephen Hawkins tried to explain quantam physics to me.

 

A while later I went for a piss and Woy, at the next urinal, grinned and asked what the feck he was going on about.

 

I pissed on his shoes!

 

 

 

 

 

*not really

[Gunga Din]

Rafa allegedly ripped into Hodgson calling him and Purslow a pair of lying c****.

 

I think Peter Hooten intends to disclose full details in the next Anfield Wrap as he was witness to it all

[Epic Swindle]

I was actually there* sat at the same table as Rafa and Woy.

 

Not being an expert in football tactics, or the intricacies of modren football management a lot of what Rafa said went straight over my head - much like the time Stephen Hawkins tried to explain quantam physics to me.

 

A while later I went for a piss and Woy, at the next urinal, grinned and asked what the feck he was going on about.

 

I pissed on his shoes!

 

 

 

 

 

*not really

 

[Grabber and Lobster]

Rafa allegedly ripped into Hodgson calling him and Purslow a pair of lying c****.

 

 

PLTBT.

 

I think a statue of this incident needs to be commissioned...

[Frosty Jack]

Rafa allegedly ripped into Hodgson calling him and Purslow a pair of lying c****.

 

 

 

I want this to be the exact wording

[charlie clown]

Roy thought it was a snickers Double-Decker

[Gunga Din]

I want this to be the exact wording

 

 

i dont think thats actually a million miles from the actual words used

[RBM]

i dont think thats actually a million miles from the actual words used

 

I'm hoping it was much stronger language