Lawro and Motto tonighto

[Murphman]

Motto 'Steven Gerrard was voted player of the season by England supporters last year'.

 

Lawro 'Really, how did they actually VOTE?'

 

Motto 'Online, I'll say no more'

 

Lawro' GEEKS'.

 

WHAT a pair of c*nts.

[Cobs]

switched to R5 commentary in the 1st half they were so bad

 

unfortunately the comentators there were no better

[Billy Dane]

Motson thought Roooooooonneeeyyy was MOM, what a surprise.

[Rimbeux]

I hate 'Motty'. More than anyone he channels and embodies so much that is wrong with English football and the national team. Pathetic man who knows or at least pulls of the facade of knowing so very little of something he's been intimately involved with for half a century. He's a bigoted weasel of a man, a resentful starstruck sticker album obsessive with the attention span of a cherryade guzzling, sherbet addicted six year old who's not been slipped his Ritalin.

[Cobs]

Motson thought Roooooooonneeeyyy was MOM, what a surprise.

he did play well, to be fair.

[crisps]

Heard we had a new player tonight called Wayne Brown too?

[RP]

Heard we had a new player tonight called Wayne Brown too?

 

 

"we"?

 

:shudder:

[Guest Snorky]

And Steven Gerrard morphed into Joe Cole on several occassions during the game.

[Stevie H]

I hate 'Motty'. More than anyone he channels and embodies so much that is wrong with English football and the national team. Pathetic man who knows or at least pulls of the facade of knowing so very little of something he's been intimately involved with for half a century. He's a bigoted weasel of a man, a resentful starstruck sticker album obsessive with the attention span of a cherryade guzzling, sherbet addicted six year old who's not been slipped his Ritalin.

:clap:

 

that's excellent.

[floyd]

Motson commentated on the game against Chelsea in Jan of 1997, when they beat us 4-2 in the FA Cup. His absolute ar5e lickin in that game to Chelsea, left no doubt in my mind then, that he is a grade A cvnt.

I have not been let down, since.

[Bald Devil]

"Of course Mark, a lot of this crowd will have bought their tickets expecting to see David Beckham get his 100th cap."

 

Balls. And even if it's true, that kind of person deserves disappointment anyway.

[ManxRed]

he did play well, to be fair.

 

In their half yes, but he also spent a lot of time in our half giving the ball away to anyone he could find in a Switzerland shirt.

 

My girlfriend was on her computer and thought we were 8-1 up, based purely on Motty's frequent screams of Rrrrrrroooooooooooooonnnneeeey! I had to explain to her that he'd missed them all.

[theredfella]

Motto 'Steven Gerrard was voted player of the season by England supporters last year'.

 

Lawro 'Really, how did they actually VOTE?'

 

Motto 'Online, I'll say no more'

 

Lawro' GEEKS'.

 

WHAT a pair of c*nts.

 

I heard that as well.

 

I was going to email Lawro through his BBC website predictions column to remind him what a hypocrite he is and also that he is sh*te at predicting scores as well. I'm in a weekly predictions comp that uses his predictions as a barometer and nearly everyone in the league is beating him.

 

As for Motty, didn't need that little dig for me to know that he's a Grade A throbber.

[theredfella]

"Of course Mark, a lot of this crowd will have bought their tickets expecting to see David Beckham get his 100th cap."

 

Balls. And even if it's true, that kind of person deserves disappointment anyway.

 

Depressingly, I reckon Motty's right.

 

Why does that kind of person deserve disappointment though? I'm no Beckham fan, far from it, but any rabid England fan would obviously want to see a player get his 100th cap.

[Hassony]

My girlfriend was on her computer and thought we were 8-1 up, based purely on Motty's frequent screams of Rrrrrrroooooooooooooonnnneeeey! I had to explain to her that he'd missed them all.

Didn't know you can get a blow up doll that can talk now! how much did it cost you?

[D.Boon]

"Oh!! was that a handball?"

 

"Oh!! was that a deflection?"

 

"Oh!! was there a hint of offside there?""

 

You useless old c***

[ManxRed]

Didn't know you can get a blow up doll that can talk now! how much did it cost you?

Trust me, I'd much rather have one that doesn't talk!

[Mike]

the ballbag david platt reckoned that gerrard was shooting rather than passing to wrightphillips

[Hassony]

the ballbag david platt reckoned that gerrard was shooting rather than passing to wrightphillips

 

he would have seen it as a pass if it was lampard instead of Gerrard

[Andy @ Allerton]

I heard that as well.

 

I was going to email Lawro through his BBC website predictions column to remind him what a hypocrite he is and also that he is sh*te at predicting scores as well. I'm in a weekly predictions comp that uses his predictions as a barometer and nearly everyone in the league is beating him.

 

As for Motty, didn't need that little dig for me to know that he's a Grade A throbber.

 

"Throbber"

[lammyrider]

i was screaming at the tv when he was saying how the crowd had now got used to capellos passing style and where clapping in appreciation,

1 the nobbers allways do that

2 since when was stringing more than 2 passes together some miraculous footballing philosophy

 

and the geek comment was just pathetic on so many levels

[lfc003]

the geek comment was pretty funny to be honest

[Billy Dane]

I was amused at how many of Lawrences inane "jokes" went completely over Motson's head. At one stage I was convinced Lawro was making stupid comments simply to see how seriously Motson would take them.

 

In response to Cobs, yes Roooooonnnnneeeeeyyyyyy did have a decent game but did not warrant an orgasm from Motson everytime he got near the ball.

[scoose]

i thought rooney was very wasteful. Busy but no end product. And that chip was meant to be a cross and the ball bobbled

[Murphman]

the geek comment was pretty funny to be honest

 

 

F*cking hell you should watch a Tommy Cooper video if you think that's funny.

 

Motson should have been sacked years ago, he's an embarresment but at least he has the excuse that he's old. Lawro is just 50 FFS, he wasn't taking the piss either simply making a statement that anybody who goes online is from Wayne's World.

 

How can such a good player be such a c*nt?