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8 hours ago, Ombudsam said:

It’s my son’s 8th birthday party right on top of this. Who bloody organised that?

 

 

Your kids are already traumatised that you abandoned them for their parent’s evening. You might as well double down 

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54 minutes ago, Gethin said:

Your kids are already traumatised that you abandoned them for their parent’s evening. You might as well double down 

They can earn enough money to unpack their own trauma when they grow up. It’s the missus that I’m worried about. I’d like to have sex this side The USA saying “Oops we made a mistake. Can we make amends please?”

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Just now, Ombudsam said:

They can earn enough money to unpack their own trauma when they grow up. It’s the missus that I’m worried about. I’d like to have sex this side The USA saying “Oops we made a mistake. Can we make amends please?”

Start coming down with some kind of bug. “I don’t want to pass this on to the other kids and parents”. Think outside the box (to potentially get back in it) 

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Posted (edited)

Our beloved Dazza England is the bǎstard in the black. 
Someone called James Bell is the bâstarrd in the shed

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Posted

Please dont play Dom as rb.

If Mo is not ready to go,I guess Dom plays or Flo there.

Would love to see Gakpo start on the bench again

Posted
4 hours ago, Ripley said:

Our beloved Dazza England is the bǎstard in the black. 
Someone called James Bell is the bâstarrd in the shed

Oh f***ing marvelous 

Posted
On 19/03/2026 at 09:10, PhilM said:

We'll be back to our normal s*** selves, but I'm going anyway, it's a lovely day out with great pies.

Brighton away or sex with Ombdusam's missus?

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Posted
56 minutes ago, honourablegeorge said:

Haven't thought of Gloria Estefan in a long time, i used to be a big fan of her and her giant sex wellingtons

Not sure I want to Google that on my company laptop 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, honourablegeorge said:

"big sexy leather chaps" might be safer

The Village People?

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Posted
3 hours ago, charlie clown said:

Brighton away or sex with Ombdusam's missus?

I'm sure Ombudsam's missus is lovely and all, but I'm not breaking bro code.

47 minutes ago, Stevie said:

Not sure I want to Google that on my company laptop 

Think you can buy them in Wade Smiths.

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