Joe Cole

[carrafan]

Has he disappeared off the face of the earth? Havent seen him play for ages.

[Tones]

Made a comeback from injury in the carling cup a few nights ago. Been out injured for a long time.

[Duncan Disorderly]

Made a comeback from injury in the carling cup a few nights ago. Been out injured for a long time.

Looks like he's f*cked again.

[kop205]

Had a cold yesterday didn't he? Don't think he's injured again.

[Rimbeux]

I think he's a top player, would love him at Anfield

[Raj]

Had a cold yesterday didn't he? Don't think he's injured again.

 

Calf strain

[John am Rhein]

I think he's a top player, would love him at Anfield

 

f*** that

[betterman]

I think he's a top player, would love him at Anfield

 

Let's see how this Italian lad works our first

 

But, ya he's a quality player.

[mally]

ja das ist richtig

[growler]

I'm sure he'll return to score against us on Sunday.

[Leo No.8]

Joe Cole is a good little player but his f*cking enormous head makes him look like he could topple over at any moment, and those crap wristbands really wouldn't cut it here.

 

Plus his bird is a dog, which is criminal for any half decent looking footballer who will undoubtedly have extremely good looking women hurling themselves in their direction every time they leave the house.

 

Perhaps the giant head puts them off? I'd put up with that if he moved here, but the wristbands would have to go. Leonhardsen got away with them because he looked like a little scrote and nothing could make him appear any worse.

 

Cole is a very talented little player though, versatile as well able to play on either side. Can't see us and Chelsea doing any business though, they'd just put a huge price tag on him for us and sell him elsewhere for less, like with Duff.

Edited September 29, 2009 by Leo No.8

[drdooom]

He's the only player they have that's younger than 40 as well and now with the transfer ban they probably won't want to get rid.

[PhilM]

Plus his bird is a dog, which is criminal for any half decent looking footballer who will undoubtedly have extremely good looking women hurling themselves in their direction every time they leave the house.

 

A dog? Really? You have high standards.

[Duncan Disorderly]

his f*cking enormous head

And his ar$e sticking out, makes him look like Max Wall.

[Leo No.8]

A dog? Really? You have high standards.

 

Yes indeed I do.

[stressederic]

Wasn't one of Joe Cole's "injuries" a while back a result of him having to jump out of a bathroom window at a party when a bloke walked in to find his girlfriend being done from behind by Joe Cole?

[Ostrich Man]

A dog? Really? You have high standards.

or youve very low ones

 

 

come one shes clearly a dog...absolute hound...actually ive just sicked a bit in ny mouth I find her that ugly.

 

jesus joe cole has no shame.

[PhilM]

She's a rough old skank and no mistake.

[PhilM]

Wasn't one of Joe Cole's "injuries" a while back a result of him having to jump out of a bathroom window at a party when a bloke walked in to find his girlfriend being done from behind by Joe Cole?

 

Wasn't it allegedly that Keeley Hazell one with the massive norks?

[The Hitman]

Down in Grove Park.

Hilarious story.

[john_lfc]

Great player Joe Cole, always rated him

 

Would love to see him in a Red shirt

[Ostrich Man]

 

 

there ye go.

[_00_deathscar]

[AmassiveSlot]

 

 

there ye go.

 

thank god for that!