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[anny road]

10 weeks out....Medial Ligament damage

[matty]

Blinding news.

[johngibo YPC]

He's crap now anyway

[MarkD]

Karma. After over 12 years as a professional footballer at the highest level, he continually cripples people and gets away with nothing more than a hearty chuckle from the self-appointed moral guardians of the game, "He just can't tackle properly".

 

Fingers crossed that Shrek's nobbled too, got them in a reverse forecast!

[Redkop]

Past his sell by date now....

[Chili Palmer]

Past his sell by date now....

 

 

he may be past his best but its still a blow for them. which has to be good.

[Jacks Jackie Jackson]

Shame as he's one of only two united players I have any time for. Would much rather it was Greg Louganis, Berbatov or Roomy.

[Barnesy_10]

he may be past his best but its still a blow for them. which has to be good.

especially when Carrick and Hargreaves are out too

[Dan]

Thought it was gonna be retirement from the headline

[Guest PaulMcC]

Ginger dirty c***.

[fyds]

Thought it was gonna be retirement from the headline

I have a suspicion that in the end that's what this injury could mean.

[ManxRed]

YNWA. My thoughts and condolences are with Scholes's family at this difficu-

 

OH! HANG ON!!

[Guest Shanks]

Knowing them they'll do better without him. Enter John O Shea

[Ostrich Man]

he continually cripples people

 

slight exaggeration?

[ManxRed]

"Scholes's next tackle was so late, it happened while his opponent was on holiday during the close season."

 

[Jarg Armani]

good good. he's finished as far as big games go, but can still pull strings at home in the league and europe.

 

the only drawback i can see is that it's only his legs. i preferred it when he was blind.

[FakeNewsBear]

scholes timings that bad am blaming him for breaking my ankle in five a side on monday

[John am Rhein]

Thought it was gonna be retirement from the headline

 

I was hoping for suicide

[jimmylibel]

I've seen Scholes written off here every season since 2002 I reckon. He's still an excellent player and I hope the mockers haven't seen this thread.

[sutty]

the only drawback i can see is that it's only his legs. i preferred it when he was blind.

 

[RP]

Enter John O Shea

 

 

You've heard that rumour too?

[Jacks Jackie Jackson]

You've heard that rumour too?

 

 

Bum bum.

[Andy @ Allerton]

Breaking news!!

 

Rooney has broken his lower arfunkel abelfwehter. It is possible it may affect his looks.

[ManxRed]

Breaking news!!

 

Rooney has broken his lower arfunkel abelfwehter. It is possible it may affect his looks.

 

It would improve them surely?

[Gray - YPC]

Blinding news.

Subtle...