What's the difference between...

[Ramón Benítez Hernández]

[R A Softlad]

A triangle's not s****?

[Cobs]

triangles can't go f*** themselves?

[Stevie H]

you can't get man utd from cows?

[R A Softlad]

Triangles have three solid sides, Man U are struggling to field one?

[Stevie H]

the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the number of wins manyoo have got this season?

[Flight]

I'm guessing triangles have three points.

[intense enigma]

my guess is a triangle is not as pear shaped as Man Utd's season

[JohnnyH]

One has the name "ian" in the middle and the other is a big steaming pile of puke & s**** & piss and I wish they'd all die?

[Hassony]

if you put two triangles on top of each other you will get the star of david, united haven't got any stars called david

[ManxRed]

If you add up all the internal angles its the same number as the number of times Ronaldo will dive and look pleadingly at the referee this season = 180?

[Ostrich Man]

triangle didnt win the League last season?

Edited August 22, 2007 by Ostrich Man

[Lee W]

A triangle isn't in a relegation 6 pointer at the weekend

[Sion]

triangle didnt win the League last season?

 

It might win it this season though.

[stressederic]

triangle didnt win the League last season?

 

Yes they did

[Ostrich Man]

good call stressederic.

[floyd]

Triangle was a shyte programme in the Eighties. Mancs are shyte now

Edited August 22, 2007 by floyd

[pipnasty]

They are both universally hated?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Except the triangle.

[Cobs]

Yes they did

[ManxRed]

A triangle CAN hit a cow's backside with a banjo?

[MarkD]

One is occasionally scalene and the other is managed by a scaley-faced drunk? Or is that a bit obtuse?

[ManxRed]

Or is that a bit obtuse?

 

I see what you did there.

 

Is it that a triangle used to appear on my telly before some c*nts appeared on the screen, and now (before televised Man U games) it doesn't appear just before some c*nts appear on the screen?

[NWR]

Make this a sticky

 

Oh please.

 

[Flight]

Triangles have three solid sides, Man U are struggling to field one?

 

 

 

Rubbish, heres the manc side for their relegation 6 pointer this weekend :

 

 

Van der Sar

Neville

Silvestre

Evans

Ferdinand

Hargreaves

Park

Anderson

Saha

Rooney

Ronaldo

 

subs: Solskjaer, Foster, Cathcart, Dong, Gray

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, sorry; thats the list of players injured or suspended.

[stressederic]

Make this a sticky

 

Oh please.

 

 

Absolutely, Triangle FC deserve their moment in the spotlight.