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Murphman

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  1. 70 in September. Got a new knee, might look for a new bird if I can find one with cataracts. Osteoarthritis is a barstard mate, get it all sorted as early as possible it can only get worse. Good news, you can recover fully but it's surgery, I would do it again in a heartbeat though, good luck Bootser lad.
  2. A mate of mine did just that, thinking it was an onion. he was in hospital for ages and didn't come out until the spring.
  3. A blind squirrel would have no problem on here.
  4. I thought you were saying Wolves were playing Palermo, I thought I was going even more daft and senile but luckily it's not me, it's you.
  5. I playfully told a snooty old woman in a shop she was a posh Scouser when she proudly announced she was from Chester. She REALLY got the hump over it!
  6. Owen right up there. Hate Hodgson more than all of them combined though, so much so I'm adding Konchelskis and his mummy/.
  7. If it were Trump, Netanyahu or Putin for example I'd be cool with it. But it's a given a young mother of three gets all the help and best wishes in the world.
  8. I watched him at the end of the encore at The Hammersmith Odeon point at a Pam Anderson lookalike in the crowd. A Roadie went over to the girl and got her, me and every other male under the age of 100 immediately got the hump. Great singer though.
  9. Absolutely gutted, MASSIVELY underrated and deemed a one hit wonder in some quarters, saw him loads back in the day. and he had polio like Ian Drury, not many people knew that.
  10. From this day forth you will always be remembered as 'The Redneck Michael Gove'.
  11. No. We go strong as possible then drip feed the kids on as the goals fly in and the stadium empties. .....and only then do we smash the bogs (good shout Macca).
  12. He plays his recreational golf on the same course as Leo No 8, true story.
  13. True but Nadine Norries' gaffe exposed she really didn't know something as fundamental as how media is funded, I don't know anybody anywhere of any age doesn't know Channel 4 has adverts to pay it's way, it's astonishing. and yes, the level of abuse was sickening, really horrific and not a little scary.
  14. Diane had a mad mental brain fart moment on LBC when she couldn't work out some simple arithmetic. She was pilloried and hounded from pillar to post, absolutely crucified by the media, it reached really toxic creating hate figure levels of abuse on social media. The comparison to when our Culture Secretary told a Government Enquiry that Channel 4 was funded by tax payers and had to be told that advertising paid for this commercial operation was astonishing, truly astonishing.
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    Joe Gomez

    I think St John's would struggle dealing with all the exploded blue heads.
  16. I know we hate them but they've had it hard lately, FFS have a heart will you! * * Put them in a league they could actually win.
  17. He's not only out he's back acting, try and keep up lad! My cousin Joan used to babysit Alvin Martin who despite his West Ham affiliation lived in Claudia Street Walton. She never talks about it, if that were me I'd be on here boasting.
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    Joe Gomez

    He has to learn how to flap his arms around more if he wants that accolade.
  19. What? My GP looked at my X Rays (taken on holiday from the US) and told me I would have almost certainly died in 2001 if they hadn't developed antibiotics a few decades back. They must be prescribing them for pneumonia, surely?
  20. Dead level with the free kick, spun off his head for 5-4. I was mentally drained, did the trip there and back in one hit. To make it worse II was with a bogus little mob none of whom drank beer. I got fairly pissed before the game and kept them waiting whilst I watched the presentation (they were in a hurry to get home FFS) and asked them to stop for a piss all the way back to Calais, at which point nobody was talking to me.
  21. Just watched the highlights gain, did anybody else spot Raj from the YNWATV manor?
  22. It was a fckin nightmare of a game to watch, I was level when we scored the winner and forgot about 'golden goal', I remember thinking oh FFS I can't stand much more of this!
  23. I hope they do. and then kick the f*ck out of each other in 180 minutes of full on fatigue inducing, injury causing and psychologically damaging mayhem. One will be totally deflated the other having two more hard games to cram in.
  24. As was explained by Mike Dean after the Curtis Jones red at Spurs 'Jones made contact with the ball first but that doesn't stop the tackle being reckless and a red card'. So that's us told then, perhaps he should tell his mates? Sick to fcking death of being had over by these corrupt barstards. I've never been one for conspiracy theory but this now stinks to high heaven, nobody could be as consistently incompetent as this PGMOL crew.
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