Murphman

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I fcking hate him that's for sure.

First half Kane and Madueke over the ball for a free kick just outside the box. 'This most certainly favours the left footer' as Kane blams it just over the bar with his right foot. The ball was in the middle of the D. d****ead,

Had a mare, again. Maybe I should stop drinking Guiness? Might be going lala as predicted, if so all I can say is it's better than I'd thought. Do you have a couple of buckets of camelsh1t I can borrow, perchance?

Not Cally, nowhere near it, good as he was. Luis Suarez. 10 contenders Left out. Sir Roger Torres Sadio Mane Steve Heighway Kevin Keegan Billy Liddel Beardsley Emlyn Ray Kennedy Robbie Fowler

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When my missus Wattsapped me asking when I would be home I replied 'Thursday'. which was dead funny until my bottle went and I decided to not have the additional Guinesses when I realised I'd be out for hours. Feck off Ginger..

Just rambling and being topical. I'm so hot at the moment I can't think straight.

I left a Wexford boozer pissed last August and couldn't get home because of the crowds in the street, It was mobbed, my missus was in the hotel waiting for me and I was already in the Doghouse, it took ages to fight my way through to the seafront. Turns out Sheeran had turned up and did an impromptu set in the boozer his family drink in. The Fleadh was on and there were a million visitors in one week, Wexford Town was rammed, and then word got out. I don't get him at all but he doesn't have have some pull. He got me a bolllocking though, the ginger pr1ck.

No. He's been well under par last season too, it's all a massive drop off in form down to baldy managers.

You lot on here have been calling me old since you became middle aged. You should all buy bigger mirrors I reckon.

I wouldn't want you marking my 11+.

It's two sentences, Jimmy Edwards.

Nope. I meant 'If Aerola wins the league or puts in a storming show it will reflect on Slot detrimentally possibly to the point that ' Why couldn't we play like that under Baldy' reducing the cred for the title win with Jurgen's team.

EDIT. If they are on the forum, not everybody in the universe, just to be clear. Carrick definitely. Rosenior maybe, he ran into a s*** show at chelsea. Don't know who Andrews is and can't be arssed to look it up, bored now.

I said 'anybody'. So obviously not literally I didn't think anybody would think it was.

Well I didn't literally mean anybody in the whole fcking world now did I Dogshead.

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Any top 10 PL manager you fcking Doik, I reckon even a twaat like you could have got top half.

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I didn't say anybody could have done that, but there are probably more decent managers than Slot out there who don't play negative shyte football possibly could have won it with that squad. With hindsight I would have backed Emery and thelike to do it, decent managers tweaking an oiled machine facing reduced level of opposition.

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