Murphman

I'm currently watching Leverkusen v Bayern, it's 2-0 and my recent depression is gradually lifting. Xabi's team are very reminiscent of us, they are clearly first and foremost a tightly knit team unit with a plan. All may not be lost lads.

Personally I don't see why it's anybody's business where it is, but I suppose his position makes him the least qualified candidate for protection from public discussion and exposure. Anyway, he's not my cup of tea, none of them are, but you have to a proper bad barstard for anybody to not feel sorry for you, cancer is a c***.

Good luck Bailo, ideally you'd get something in place first which shows how far down the road you are with your disillusion.

This shocked me actually, not a great fan of the Royals but totally unexpected and I hope they've caught it early.

He was in Eastenders not that long ago. That was Richard Beckinsale, he died in the early 80's

Because he can play the banjo and tells great jokes.

It's all true Hass, my mate's family have a road in the East End named after a prominent member of their family, Lomas Road. It isn't my fault I know a lot of characters, I collect interesting people like others collect football programmes I know how it reads, and I love the reactions but it's all the truth. My mate doesn't think it's at all out of the ordinary, he says where he was born everybody knew each other and certainly knowing the Krays was a given

5'3" and gentle as a lamb. But his dad was a good amateur from Bethnal Green and knew The Kray family so didn't have to be hard. Take that to the bank

True story. My best mate is a Spurs fan and is old enough to remember them winning the league (not many of them left). I don't bother mocking them anymore, they are universally hated in London because of their delusions of grandeur and that they think they are English aristocracy. We did get into the conversation recently and he claimed one of the reasons that Spurs are a massive club is that they went to Wembley six times in just over 12 months. This was in living memory and not when they used Wembley during the rebuild. Do you know what it is yet?

Nah, he's Pee Wee Herman's lad.

No we didn't, this lad is from a different universe to Flanagan

I have a mate of mine, Joey, a 73 year old Chelsea fan who is without a doubt one of the maddest people I've ever known, He's a legend locally and held in high esteem by all, a renowned teller of tall tales and funny as fck, an archetypal Cockney with all that entails. He posted up his photos from Anfield on Facebook this morning including the Hillsborough memorial. He asked me if I knew a fella he'd come across on Facebook who lived in Slough. I told him I most certainly did and that he I'd had more than one run in with him, and that is a horrible c*** of a man. Apparently he'd been commenting on Joey's photos and disrespecting the 97, Joey now wants to kill him. He simply couldn't understand why people of his age and older were singing Hillsborough and Heysel songs last night, he's disgusted and said the stewards even made an announcement asking them to stop, I personally didn't hear it but my seat is up the other end of the ground. This will never die, it's just too much, I can't believe people are still doing this, they're vermin.

If this is supposed to take my mind off Jurgen it hasn't worked Cobs, you massive weirdo. Burn Cobs like a witch!!

I'm going to give Guardiola the benefit of any doubt here. I truly believe he is in awe of Klopp whose sides despite having a fraction of his resources give his teams sheer hell most of the time. Even when they kept pipping us by a point and a late jammy goal they had to fight us with everything they had, had it not been for Liverpool people would be moaning about the PL being a one horse show I think Guardiola sees us and Jurgen as the only rivals they have and they are literally scared of us, the fear is also respect for a mighty foe, the only real foe on the same level.

I knew you'd react like this, you reactionary cvnt.

He should have put the useless sick note c*nt into the 'naughty corner' more often.

Bugger off CC, I thought he'd pegged it!!

I'd be more on board if I could pronounce his fcking name. I'm not good with foreign types, my jury is still out on Dom.

Klopp wasn't an emerging talent, he'd won The Bundislega and reach the CL final.

Matt played on the pitch, played in goal, played for Scotland, managed the club, was a director, lived in a small house in Kemlyn Road, lost a leg and fathered my friends dad when he was well into his 70's then had another daughter after that. My mate talked to Kenny about him and was told his grandfather's portrait is in the boardroom. Now THAT is what you call a LIFE!!

I was at both. I had flu in 1977, fcking flu at Wembley in May! .. but I still went to my football club's presentation night afterwards and one of my team mates was walking around all night with a Man Utd rosette to wind me up. Mind having said that, singing 'He's up Mrs Brown' was great fun.

I was at Wembley in the May watching us win the FA Cup. Little did any of us know it was Shankly's last game and the shock when it broke was just as bad as this. Take comfort by thinking back to what happened next and where it led, I guess. Although my big concern now is FSG, he's made them billionaires and they won't find anybody with the philosophy or ability to take on City etc. with one hand tied behind their back. Time will reflect what a bunch of penny pinching blood sucking sh1tbags they were but had Jurgen walking on water to cover for their meanness with his genius.

One of my best mates was Matt McQueen's grandson (true story). I used to tell him stories about the day Matt took over. Oh and by the way you old c*nt, stop calling me an old c*nt!

If they haven't been disinstructed and given the required notice and they aren't on a multi agent agreement, if the house is sold they will go for the vendor, definitely.

If they are letting anybody go to be replaced by Dier they should be getting rid of Tuchel.