Murphman

You could lend him the money and take a charge on his house initially to safeguard your interests, this would be quicker than a sale.. However you will have a nightmare on your hands if he isn't in reality insolvent and his business will go bang at some point anyway. If so you'll likely be kicking the can down the road, I'd be very careful. I'm not at all sure the legalities could be done in 7 days but then surely HMRC may take a view if he sends in a statement of intent supported by you with proof of funds? I'd tread very carefully if I were you two, you are clearly good mates. Me, I lost my lifelong best friend over me lending him money and not getting paid back. People can be right cnts when money is involved, he just picked a battleground with me to have a row and justified to himself his decision to not pay me when he sold his house as promised.

It's not better no, in fact that not being able to see a GP becoming accepted practices shows what a load of gutless lemmings the public have become. In all walks of life the public are now geared up to do the work for the providers, 'we are facing unprecedented call times at the moment and your call may take a few hours sitting on your ar5s bored out of your f*cking head before the two call centre muppets get to you'. See also self check outs, sending in meter readings, no contact numbers being listed and expecting old folks to be computer literate and having no plan B if they're not. As somebody who spends hours in telephone stacking queues to banks and insurers every day I cannot conceive how many man hours are being lost, it must be costing the economy zillions. The country is well past being completely f*cked up by it all.

I gave up with trying to speak with GP's, I write to them with my problem and ask them what they think I should do, then deliver it by hand. The Doc is obliged to get in touch.

You've got to some old c*nt to remember Tommy Trinder with his hat in 1975, 'We are going to Wembley'. My friend is David Daly, a finer man does not walk the earth.

My mate is a Fulham director and a lifelong fan. He explained to me that a Liverpool fan could never relate to what watching Fulham reach a European final beating Juventus on the way meant to them. They adore the old scrote.

I was at this one, it was great. But Rome 1977 for me. You wouldn't have gone even if you had a ticket you Armchair c*nt.

I'm currently watching Leverkusen v Bayern, it's 2-0 and my recent depression is gradually lifting. Xabi's team are very reminiscent of us, they are clearly first and foremost a tightly knit team unit with a plan. All may not be lost lads.

Personally I don't see why it's anybody's business where it is, but I suppose his position makes him the least qualified candidate for protection from public discussion and exposure. Anyway, he's not my cup of tea, none of them are, but you have to a proper bad barstard for anybody to not feel sorry for you, cancer is a c***.

Good luck Bailo, ideally you'd get something in place first which shows how far down the road you are with your disillusion.

This shocked me actually, not a great fan of the Royals but totally unexpected and I hope they've caught it early.

He was in Eastenders not that long ago. That was Richard Beckinsale, he died in the early 80's

Because he can play the banjo and tells great jokes.

It's all true Hass, my mate's family have a road in the East End named after a prominent member of their family, Lomas Road. It isn't my fault I know a lot of characters, I collect interesting people like others collect football programmes I know how it reads, and I love the reactions but it's all the truth. My mate doesn't think it's at all out of the ordinary, he says where he was born everybody knew each other and certainly knowing the Krays was a given

5'3" and gentle as a lamb. But his dad was a good amateur from Bethnal Green and knew The Kray family so didn't have to be hard. Take that to the bank

True story. My best mate is a Spurs fan and is old enough to remember them winning the league (not many of them left). I don't bother mocking them anymore, they are universally hated in London because of their delusions of grandeur and that they think they are English aristocracy. We did get into the conversation recently and he claimed one of the reasons that Spurs are a massive club is that they went to Wembley six times in just over 12 months. This was in living memory and not when they used Wembley during the rebuild. Do you know what it is yet?

Nah, he's Pee Wee Herman's lad.

No we didn't, this lad is from a different universe to Flanagan

I have a mate of mine, Joey, a 73 year old Chelsea fan who is without a doubt one of the maddest people I've ever known, He's a legend locally and held in high esteem by all, a renowned teller of tall tales and funny as fck, an archetypal Cockney with all that entails. He posted up his photos from Anfield on Facebook this morning including the Hillsborough memorial. He asked me if I knew a fella he'd come across on Facebook who lived in Slough. I told him I most certainly did and that he I'd had more than one run in with him, and that is a horrible c*** of a man. Apparently he'd been commenting on Joey's photos and disrespecting the 97, Joey now wants to kill him. He simply couldn't understand why people of his age and older were singing Hillsborough and Heysel songs last night, he's disgusted and said the stewards even made an announcement asking them to stop, I personally didn't hear it but my seat is up the other end of the ground. This will never die, it's just too much, I can't believe people are still doing this, they're vermin.

If this is supposed to take my mind off Jurgen it hasn't worked Cobs, you massive weirdo. Burn Cobs like a witch!!

I'm going to give Guardiola the benefit of any doubt here. I truly believe he is in awe of Klopp whose sides despite having a fraction of his resources give his teams sheer hell most of the time. Even when they kept pipping us by a point and a late jammy goal they had to fight us with everything they had, had it not been for Liverpool people would be moaning about the PL being a one horse show I think Guardiola sees us and Jurgen as the only rivals they have and they are literally scared of us, the fear is also respect for a mighty foe, the only real foe on the same level.

I knew you'd react like this, you reactionary cvnt.

He should have put the useless sick note c*nt into the 'naughty corner' more often.

Bugger off CC, I thought he'd pegged it!!

I'd be more on board if I could pronounce his fcking name. I'm not good with foreign types, my jury is still out on Dom.

Klopp wasn't an emerging talent, he'd won The Bundislega and reach the CL final.