Murphman

He sparked the game into life, had a couple of dribbles which unlike with Gakpo the defender was stretched and uncomfortable and had the first goal stood everybody would be raving that he took the full back's pants down and stuck it bang on Hugo's head. Nobody had created anything in the first 80 odd minutes, the lad created momentum. Chiesa has no legs, the injury has fcked up a good player, it's a shame. I thought Ibou was really good, Kerkez getting better every week, Virgil was ok. The entire midfield (not Dom obv) needs sacking off at this rate, I think Mac is finished, he reminds me of a latter day Fabinho. I hope I'm wrong..

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I met him twice, once in e players lounge and once in the Coventry City players lounge. Makes me remember what a man about town I've been over the years . I was invited into the players lounge by Gravy who know Brian Hall very well. The Coventry meeting was a total gate crash, a mate and I had got really pissed up in the Axa Corporate Box and went wandering, spotted Emile Heskey with his dad and followed them. Ended up in the players lounge, my drunken mate was being a nause, he gave Sami the phone and said 'Sami, say hello to my bird', which Sami duly did, told her who he was and then laughed, gave him the phone back and told us she'd never heard of him.

Cobs, the boring clunt.

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That left back just had his career ruined.

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I developed a teeny weeny wheat allergy in recent years. I have cut back dramatically on the bread as it sometimes gives me heartburn, I'm still waiting for the six pack though.

I had a stick for about two years whilst having knee ops, recently too. Absolutely outrageous, I can't believe they did this.

Oh FFS, what is the point of having a first team squad with players in it not trusted as good enough to step up. Waste of time, sell the kid and buy a grown up player or promote a kid who IS good enough!

Of course we want them to win. I want them to fight for a CL spot with every bit of energy left in their pummeled over worked bodies. Up the Reds. Roker Park was on a beach apparently? Never been to the North East, too fcking cold and the women are scary.

2005. That is all. 2005. That is all. 2005. That is all.

He's gone full blown Trump i.e. doesn't even try to cover up his prejudices, he's an embarrasment.

I don't think so. We are owned by hard nosed greedy Yanks who've just pumped in £300m and expect results. There's no way a season starting with the manager who failed miserably to even qualify for the golden goose Champions League is going to happen. They certainly haven't backed him with a bean in January when we are literally running on fresh air, they surely must be saving their pennies for the new regime. One bright spot, they fcked Hodgson off out of it as son as he was sussed out, they had Kenny in the wings as a safe pair of hands. Nobody wants to come into this mess (Alonso), much better we wait and start over in July. It will need more than a bit of momentum to get us in the CL next year now.

I woke up this morning still annoyed at the c***. He sounded like he was on the gear at one point, fcking lunatic.

Their squad is massive, their players are always getting a rest and don't play with knocks, that bird has long flown, it's our lot look knackered.

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It wouldn't bother me if they did Macca, hard to deny that so far they deserve it.

He should have brought Rio on for Gakpo, let him have a go at their tiring defence but no. let's bring on Curtis feckin Jones and settle for a draw. A system needs players able to play in it , he's got a right back on the bench who never sees the light of day, he's got Chiesa who hears the whistle just as he's warmed up and a flying winger to replace Gakpo sitting on the bench. He's a clown, the team are totally knackered and disillusioned, we are two injuries away from Armageddon.

I've watched this pr1ck for years and this was his worst commentary ever, that's a high bar. The shenanigans at the end was commentary you get in a pissed up pub. 'I know some people will say that's the rules, but why can't you just ignore them because both incidents cancelled themselves out and let it stand at 3-1'? This is the most ridiculous unprofessional horsesh1t to come out of a pundits gob in years. He was squawking like a lunatic all through the game. The referee has applied the rules you dozy Manc eejit, it's his fecking job!!